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Rejoices in the fact that they now sell skittles as sex toys.0
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Favourite movie: two Skittles, One bag.0
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Arrested for flashing a bus full of senior women0
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Was one of those senior women0
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Wishes the senior women would accept her in their clique.0
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Goes by the stage name "Felicia Fancybottom"0
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Injects silicone in his *kitten* to look like kim kardashian.1
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Fantasizes about my wit inside a kardashian body.0
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Wears a merkin on his head to church0
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Was recently acquitted of arson charges relating to the fiery destruction of the Our Lady of Eternal Agony Church in NSW. It seems that the whole thins was an unavoidable accident, evidently, @slimgirljo15 spontaneously burst into flames upon entering the facility looking for a ladies' room. The resulting conflagration resulted in losses exceeding $500,000 aussie; Jo was unscathed, but did make some wonderful new 'friends' while incarcerated awaiting trial.
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Was recently indited on arson charges the real cause of the church fire is still under investigation0
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@RunHardBeStrong was waiting in the pen for him to "drop the soap".0
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Was ready. Waiting to catch it all on video0
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Was ready, waiting to tap in for round 20
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She does NOT look absolutely Gorgeous in this Photo!2
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She does NOT look absolutely Gorgeous in this Photo!
so.... that was nice?
She was the inspiration for 50 Shades of Grey0 -
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@RicReed2014 wishes he was Christian Grey0
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KellyGirl_TX wrote: »@RicReed2014 wishes he was Christian Grey
wow.. you must be in a good mood... that's all ya got?? lol
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He uses his Cigar to conceal the fact that he's toothless!1
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speaking of no teeth, she takes out her dentures before she goes down on me! soooooooooo good!!0
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hahahahahahaha!
He Fantasizes about Dear Miss Myrtle at Shady Acres retirement Home.0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: » hahahahahahaha!
He Fantasizes about Dear Miss Myrtle at Shady Acres retirement Home.
True story! Thanks for turning me on to that, sweetie!!
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Woke up and realized his butt still hurts0
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She was a little bit too rough on Ric last night!
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Fell asleep while massaging her own butt, because nobody else would... not even for large sums of money.0
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Wondered why he couldn't fit his cigar in his butt..... And had to stick it in his mouth instead0
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Always asking Ric for a taste of his Cigar
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Marvels Has it backwards on the cig in the butt. The cig was too small to stay in after his encounter with you and your so called *kitten*. He swears it was attached to your body and not a prop.0
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