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Works all night polishing poles.

Gives me a discount

Keeps asking if I'll help be her personal assistant. Unfortunately free doesn't pay well, keep asking her about being 'easy' instead. Still considering last proposition, will likely takes weeks to negotiate for a mutually satisfactory agreement.

All he cares about is being polished. What about equality? @Sugarmuse and I are sad. Sniffles.

Doesn't really need glasses.

@BenjaminOrBust does not have mental issues

Enjoys playing doctors and nurses, always wants to be the nurse.

Keeps her stethoscope in her car.

Is begging to go to the car to get the stethoscope..

Murdered people in a mansion with a pitchfork.