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We broke up because...
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Had a routine of having others over while I was gone0
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She followed me to the gym . Said I was meeting Kim for more than an innocent workout .0
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Didn't make her drinks strong enough0
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He always wanted to do the same routine and it was very boring. I had to go to the neighbors for something different.0
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Always with the neighbor never saw her0
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she would roofie me and sneak over to the neighbors
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His drinks always tasted very strange and made me do unexpected things0
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Alway did unexpected things and blamed it on the drinks. Which were Nonalcoholic0
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She would always unexpectedly kiss the dog0
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Drank too much0
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She was puritanical0
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she used words that I had to google sometimes
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I caught him making googly eyes at someone else. Grrrrr.0
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Didn't know I was cross-eyed0
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WAAAAAAY too religious. Made the sign of the cross every time he saw me. Freaky.0
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she wouldn't wear the Nun outfit I brought home. Said I would be getting Nun for bringing that home0
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Was always getting to make confessions0
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He wanted to wear the Nun costume himself.0
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Always called me father0
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Didn't like role play0
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He wanted to call me Luke and say he was my father
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Wasn't good with his light sabre.0
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The force was too strong with her0
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He talked like Yoda0
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He'd always shout let the force be with you in bed0
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She never wanted to be with me in bed0
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Naughty she was! when at work I was0
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His ears were HUGE0
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When I showed up at his work with a naughty surprise he told me to go home0
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