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I'm a horrible person to date because....

ClubSilencio
Posts: 2,983 Member
- I don't wear cologne.
- I'm either obnoxiously loud or mute.
- I'll pick you up in my hatchback.
What makes you a horrible date?
- I'm either obnoxiously loud or mute.
- I'll pick you up in my hatchback.

What makes you a horrible date?

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My abs look nothing like yours11
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.... my wife's opinion on the subject.12
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I've lost all faith in monogamy9
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Because it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again!!!
I'm sometimes too silly when I should be serious.13 -
meredithgir199 wrote: »My abs look nothing like yours
It's ok... after we leave Denny's you won't even know they were there.
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- I talk way too much
- I can rarely make myself sleep in so I'll wake up early and inevitably start flailing around until I wake him up
- I use an obnoxious amount of emojis when I text4 -
ClubSilencio wrote: »- I don't wear cologne.
Neither do I. Beth says this is one of my (many) winning qualities. "Men aren't supposed to be headache factories."3 -
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I go to bed extremely early (even on weekends)
I get lost in a good book
I get up early 0430 on weekdays 0600ish on weekends
I toss and turn all night long (disruptive sleep pattern (thank you army))
I am a terrible romantic
And my wife might object :-)8 -
I can be a little impulsive sometimes
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I'm very nosey, ask ALOT of questions, I work a lot, I'll eat off your plate.6
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-I can't do spur of the moment/spontaneous
-I make horrible decisions after just 3 drinks
-I'm super cynical about how well the first date will go
-I go into the first date expecting you will automatically be repulsed by me
-I overthink things2 -
I'm very blunt in conversation...nothing is too personal to ask...3
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I am terrible about keeping in contact on a regular basis.
I don't have a romantic bone in my body. I've tried to change, but just can't manage to keep it going.2 -
I'm to dark and twisted. They run away screaming.2
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- I ramble when I get nervous.
- I can be quite blunt about what I want
- It can be hard to keep my attention
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I am a wonderful person, to date; I have no faults but my flaws're many & life altering, therefore having a nice personality; doesn't matter because it just isn't enough, to offer!1
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- I'm really, really damaged
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PlaydohPants wrote: »FridayApril01st2016 wrote: »I am a wonderful person, to date; I have no faults but my flaws're many & life altering, therefore having a nice personality; doesn't matter because it just isn't enough, to offer!
Your random punctuation confuses and infuriates me
So does your childlike spirit, so we're even lol!3 -
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PlaydohPants wrote: »FridayApril01st2016 wrote: »I am a wonderful person, to date; I have no faults but my flaws're many & life altering, therefore having a nice personality; doesn't matter because it just isn't enough, to offer!
Your random punctuation confuses and infuriates me
"I'm" a, huge: fan of (your) spirit; @PlaydohPants8 -
1. I worry all the time about everything.
2. I get anxious in social places.
3. When walking, I tend to walk into the person next to me.3 -
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PersianKitty94 wrote: »1. I worry all the time about everything.
2. I get anxious in social places.
3. When walking, I tend to walk into the person next to me.
That describes SO many of us!! Well, maybe not the third one, but...0 -
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I will embarrass you.
I have a fcked up sense of humour.
My weirdly high alcohol tolerance will make you uncomfortable.
I will win at pool/darts/cards and you have no chance of a pity win.
I will try to get you to break into the nearest castle at the end of the night.
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