I'm a horrible person to date because....

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  • Alice_NotInONEderland
    Alice_NotInONEderland Posts: 20 Member
    I'm a horrible date because I like animals more than people and I will show you pictures of my cat on the first date. Also I'm married :p
  • rps67
    rps67 Posts: 163 Member
    I talk about myself/my life a lot, not because I'm that into myself but because I'm afraid if I ask the other person questions, I'll be seen as intrusive and rude.

    I'm an open book, though, and will talk about pretty much anything at any time. Want to discuss why I won't do anal while we share dessert? Fine.

    I have a gazillion kids and I like to tell funny stories about them. They are some of the most unintentionally hilarious people I know.

    Even though I know I'm fairly fit, I have some body dysmorphia. I had a c-section with my youngest so I have some fat right above my scar. I would still take my clothes off if someone actually wanted to see me naked (and the lights can be on). I'm trying hard to stop saying negative things about my belly.
  • Lucy1752
    Lucy1752 Posts: 499 Member
    salembambi wrote: »
    1. people bore me very easily
    5. if a conversation is not interesting to me i will just stop speaking
    6. i assume everyone is a lying *kitten* face

    Definitely these.

    Plus, I will completely ignore you for a good book. Especially when #1 and #5 are in play. All hope is then lost. At that point, you should just stop talking and go away.
  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
    1. I don't like to talk on the phone ( text me bro)
    2. I require alone time
    3. I don't like to be controlled or control anyone else
    4. I like to roll over and pass out after " fun time" i.e. I forget to cuddle.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    rps67 wrote: »
    I talk about myself/my life a lot, not because I'm that into myself but because I'm afraid if I ask the other person questions, I'll be seen as intrusive and rude.

    I'm an open book, though, and will talk about pretty much anything at any time. Want to discuss why I won't do anal while we share dessert? Fine.

    I have a gazillion kids and I like to tell funny stories about them. They are some of the most unintentionally hilarious people I know.

    Even though I know I'm fairly fit, I have some body dysmorphia. I had a c-section with my youngest so I have some fat right above my scar. I would still take my clothes off if someone actually wanted to see me naked (and the lights can be on). I'm trying hard to stop saying negative things about my belly.

    ..... so you wait until after dessert?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    supernurse_84 wrote: »
    1. I don't like to talk on the phone ( text me bro)
    2. I require alone time
    3. I don't like to be controlled or control anyone else
    4. I like to roll over and pass out after " fun time" i.e. I forget to cuddle.

    #4 really doesn't seem to be a negative.
  • Shana67
    Shana67 Posts: 680 Member
    I am married. So, please don't ask me out :D
  • DrenRigs
    DrenRigs Posts: 448 Member
    I'm way into fitness and am an MMa Fighter
  • DrenRigs
    DrenRigs Posts: 448 Member
    I'm to dedicated and passionate obsessed and won't let nothing stop me at acquiring 12 pounds of gold
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  • DrenRigs
    DrenRigs Posts: 448 Member
    I'm known to neglect my other half
  • pianoplaya94
    pianoplaya94 Posts: 185 Member
    1. I am an INCREDIBLY picky eater
    2. I have severe social anxiety which makes me very shy at first
    3. I sometimes talk to much about things I like / my interests
  • DrenRigs
    DrenRigs Posts: 448 Member
  • Lipstick_n_lunges
    Lipstick_n_lunges Posts: 1,201 Member
    I'm a romantic at heart
    I believe in fairytales
    I expect love to be like the movies...the Disney ones
  • DrenRigs
    DrenRigs Posts: 448 Member
    @Lipstick_n_lunges
    You are totally my type of woman I'm a hopeless romantic
  • Lipstick_n_lunges
    Lipstick_n_lunges Posts: 1,201 Member
    Well then we shall call this the reasons you should date me lol
  • DrenRigs
    DrenRigs Posts: 448 Member
    It'll be a fairy tale I hope you enjoy long walks at the beach lots of red Roses
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    I forgot to add to my list that I'm extremely sarcastic and a giant smartass.
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  • DrenRigs
    DrenRigs Posts: 448 Member
    I'm all Bronze and Good Looks No Brains
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  • knelson095
    knelson095 Posts: 254 Member
    -I interrupt people.
    -I send multiple texts consecutively. I get ahead of myself and push send before I should.
    -I'm pretty sure I have undiagnosed ADD.
    -I talk too much.
    -I'm pretty narcissistic.
    -I can't keep a secret. Get me drunk and ask me questions and I will tell you all about me and anyone else I know anything about.
    -I have very little ambition. I am perfectly happy being a housewife.
    -I love my cat and my phone is filled with pictures of him that I will probably show you.
    -I don't know how to date. I married my high school sweetheart, first real boyfriend. If I had to date right now...I probably wouldn't. It sounds horrifying.

  • DrenRigs
    DrenRigs Posts: 448 Member
    Even tho I have a 3.00 gpa in Calculus
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  • DrenRigs
    DrenRigs Posts: 448 Member
    Sigh
  • liftinggoddess1
    liftinggoddess1 Posts: 305 Member
    I come with 2 kids and emotional baggage
  • DrenRigs
    DrenRigs Posts: 448 Member
    I love kids your just assuming when you assume your always likely wrong
  • DrenRigs
    DrenRigs Posts: 448 Member
    I like being a role Model

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