We broke up because...
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Did strange things with a rope and loops0
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Didn't like what I wanted to do with the ropes.0
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He didn't believe lost boys from Neverland didn't like ropes!0
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She hated my massages0
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He stopped talking to me0
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He just promised the massage! it never happened!
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I missed a message0
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She sent mixed messages0
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he didn't send enough messages!0
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He mixed up the messages and sent it to my sister.0
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Wasn't my fault, pretty sure her sister was an identical twin0
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Ran off with my sister0
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Ran off with my brother. Wait - I don't have any brothers. Hmmmm0
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Went for a run and never came back 0
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She told me to take a long run off a short pier.1
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He took things to seriously0
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She was just too funny0
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He was funny too, but in an sad way0
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She thought I was a he
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She kept thinking I was he0
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She peed standing up
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Always at the gym0
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She liked peaches too much0
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She said Ga peaches weren't her thing0
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She was too peachy0
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Complained too much0
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We agreed on way too many things it was scary0
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Kept jumping out at me to scare me0
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She was scared of her feelings0
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He spent too much time in prison1
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