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Is the hookers pimp0
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Prefers crack to blow0
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Tries to shave men in their sleep0
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Likes being shaved in his sleep0
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Steals the wool while I am still asleep and knits merkins from it0
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Gets extra fleas in her wool lingerie0
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Went to a flea market thinking she would be able to buy actual fleas0
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Grows her pinky nails so long that they curl. She thinks it's beautiful!0
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Really can lick her own elbow0
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Licks her knee caps0
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Her stage name is Mrs Lickalot0
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Sent me a FR0
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Has no friends ..0
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Sent me a FR
Last night, he went to the public pool to take a midnight dip and he was horrified when he saw that there was already someone there, who jumped the fence and was wearing nothing but a tiny tiny red speedo. This beautiful creature turned around and seductively pointed at Brad. In awe, Brad started walking towards him. It felt so wrong but it also felt so right, I mean, it was BRAD PITT. As he attempted to jump the fence, he heard a sudden "WOOSH", and he looked behind him and there was ANGELINA. They had a great night swimming, eating vegan pork chops and watching disney movies. THE END>0 -
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »I think she might be a fake brad impersonator ^^^^
A brad impersonator would already be fake though :P0 -
haha I was really bored so I decided to write an extremely confusing story.
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Is impersonating my impersonator0
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Is knitting a beard for herself after trying Brad's and liking it so much0
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She bumped off liftinglady 1,2, 3 and 40
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Can't count higher than 40
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Tries to suppress her drawal0
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Is the 11679th Brad impersonator. Is his name even really Brad?0
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