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Intermittent Farting.

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  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,236 Member


    As a dedicated yogi, I approve of this plan... especially the fans!!

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    My DS is a Hot Yoga instructor in NYC. Last year I promised him I would try a yoga class at my local gym and put it on my bucket list. So last Jan I went to my first yoga class, when he asked me how it went I said I couldn't relax b/c I kept feeling like I was going to fart. He said "Oh Dad, everyone doing yoga farts! Just let it rip!"
    I have not been to my second class.

    How common is farting in yoga class?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    edited August 2016
    Jimb376mfp wrote: »
    My DS is a Hot Yoga instructor in NYC. Last year I promised him I would try a yoga class at my local gym and put it on my bucket list. So last Jan I went to my first yoga class, when he asked me how it went I said I couldn't relax b/c I kept feeling like I was going to fart. He said "Oh Dad, everyone doing yoga farts! Just let it rip!"
    I have not been to my second class.

    How common is farting in yoga class?
    Slightly less common that breathing... but we do try to be subtle about it.
  • azfire5
    azfire5 Posts: 355 Member
    I don't care who you are. Farts are funny lol
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Sort of answering the age-old question... "Can you outrun a fart?"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2OCDAHklQI
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Long time, no fart...

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  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    To fart, or not to fart...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Dude!! My nose is sensitive!!

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Resurrected by the beans...

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  • Debbie_Ferr
    Debbie_Ferr Posts: 582 Member
    Sidesteal wrote: »
    I've decided to try Intermittent Farting. You basically skip breakfast, then you Fart, Intermittently. Most common practice is the 16/8 IF plan where you hold it for 16 seconds then you rip one for 8 seconds. The other alternative method of IF is called Fart, Stop, Fart, but that's more of an alternate day plan.

    BCAA's optional.

    lol
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Zombie thread!!

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Elevator fart?

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  • Debbie_Ferr
    Debbie_Ferr Posts: 582 Member
    Sidesteal wrote: »
    Do you recommend fart loading before starting this workout training?

    You've got to watch out for methane toxicity but if your pressure gauge is low then go for it.

    :)
  • Debbie_Ferr
    Debbie_Ferr Posts: 582 Member
    HiKaren wrote: »
    Do you think the intermittent is similar to the "Machine Gun Style Farts" Just how many seconds inbetween? And I've tried to log this before, but I can't find it in the database... Would it be under "Cardio" or "Strenght" ? So.... what did we decide, to eat back those calories or not to? So far I have not been eating those back.

    love it
  • orekosi3485
    orekosi3485 Posts: 354 Member
    Y'all better not be in the same room when I'm doing intermittent farting coz you'd all be dead.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Long time, no fart...

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    It's been too long... time to light this one up again!

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Intermittent Farting Zombie thread again...

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  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,460 Member
    Now this I can do—
    How much will I lose and how fast?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    corinasue1143 wrote: »
    Now this I can do—
    How much will I lose and how fast?

    The first thing you'll lose is your dignity... and that's almost instant...

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