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Intermittent Farting.
Sidesteal
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I've decided to try Intermittent Farting. You basically skip breakfast, then you Fart, Intermittently. Most common practice is the 16/8 IF plan where you hold it for 16 seconds then you rip one for 8 seconds. The other alternative method of IF is called Fart, Stop, Fart, but that's more of an alternate day plan.
BCAA's optional.
BCAA's optional.
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But how many calories does it burn and do I need to eat them back?0
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But how many calories does it burn and do I need to eat them back?
Over 9000. And yes.0 -
Are there benefits from doing Ori Hofmelkers Warrior IF approach of farting for 20 seconds then holding it for 4?0
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But how many calories does it burn and do I need to eat them back?
Over 9000. And yes.
So if I up my farting from 12 times per day to 18 times per day, do I need to take a rest day from farting?0 -
Are there benefits from doing Ori Hofmelkers Warrior IF approach of farting for 20 seconds then holding it for 4?
Yes, you should also say "HOFMELKER" when pushing.0 -
But how many calories does it burn and do I need to eat them back?
Over 9000. And yes.
So if I up my farting from 12 times per day to 18 times per day, do I need to take a rest day from farting?
You should absolutely incorporate a cheat day where you still fart, you just don't count them.1 -
I just sharted... Does that count as extra, or IF to failure?1
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Should I fart just as hard both days? Or should I try littler farts the first days and then increase them in intervals?0
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I prefer one continous fart that lasts for my entire waking hours. Keeps the metabolism going, and makes public speaking awkward.0
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I have nothing to add except: lmaooo, you guys are so funny!!0
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I don't think 1 continuous fart is right!
That could lead to overtraining and imminent metabolic slowdown.0 -
I just sharted... Does that count as extra, or IF to failure?
That would be the "Leanstains" program right? I've heard a lot of interesting things about the results people are getting from their sharts.0 -
But how many calories does it burn and do I need to eat them back?
Do you need a lighter to burn the calories?1 -
Ok, which is better the SBD ones or the louder ones to get the maximum calorie burn?0
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I'l get some carb heavy beans!0
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I don't think 1 continuous fart is right!
That could lead to overtraining and imminent metabolic slowdown.
His farts must never get very gusty. I dunno bout you guys but I could probably take down a house with this thing after all this IF farting I've been doing. I recommend it.0 -
But how many calories does it burn and do I need to eat them back?
Do you need a lighter to burn the calories?
:laugh: :laugh: Okay, that actually made me snort.0 -
I find that the results are better after eating Polish sausages. Not only 1000 cals burnt but instant privacy too!!0
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So what about sick days? Do you rest or push through?1
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Will my *kitten* go into starvation mode if I eat back less than 9000 of my calories burned?0
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It is called Old People Walking!0
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I just sharted... Does that count as extra, or IF to failure?
That would be the "Leanstains" program right? I've heard a lot of interesting things about the results people are getting from their sharts.
Leanstains bahaha0 -
I have to fart first thing in the morning just to get my system started.0
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Although I have seen some inch loss after a particularly large release of air. I am worried that I might actually gain weight whilst IF'ing only if I am full of "air" surely I will weigh more after said "air" has been released?
I don't want to be deflated fat :sad:0 -
BEST THREAD EVER!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:-1
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I have to fart first thing in the morning just to get my system started.
you need to rev your metabolism and all!-1 -
Is it ok to exercise in a farted state? I'm worried I'll feel woozy.0
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I have to fart first thing in the morning just to get my system started.
Fact. Farting starts your metabolism each day. Without farting your metabolism would never ever... start.0 -
I just sharted... Does that count as extra, or IF to failure?
That would be the "Leanstains" program right? I've heard a lot of interesting things about the results people are getting from their sharts.
LMFAO!
LEANSTAINS!0
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