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Intermittent Farting.
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Hahahaha when I clicked on the link there was an ad on the side of the page with a girl wearing a shirt that said "I pooped today!" :laugh:0
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But how many calories does it burn and do I need to eat them back?0
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I didn't think this would be funny, but it actually was.0
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I love you guys.0
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I just sharted... Does that count as extra, or IF to failure?0
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This thread stinks.0
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Hahahaha when I clicked on the link there was an ad on the side of the page with a girl wearing a shirt that said "I pooped today!" :laugh:
I want said shirt. Mine is an ad about Juan who works in mines... Well, damn, that was depressing.0 -
At last, a program where I can incorporate hot pockets! Though the I part in IF will be impossible as the F part will be explosive and mostly continuous.0
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Oh, and does Intermittent Farting jumpstart my metabolism? I know it jumpstarts the metabolism of those around me as they sprint to get out of range!
Yes, it has been known to jumpstrart your own but only if it's a square fart. Those tend to make you apply extra pressure for the release thus revving your metabolism! :bigsmile:0 -
UGH YOU PEOPLE! Clearly you have no idea what you are talking about. You're all forgetting to count your FART MACROS. Seriously, if you don't meet your daily fart macros, you may as well go sucking on a tailpipe and replenish all that gas because it was all WORTHLESS!!!
also, this thread is full of so much win.0 -
Omg! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!! LOL!!
Me, too! :laugh: This is the funniest thread ever! I'm looking for a new program to follow and need to know if the program is good for all age and fitness levels. And what about walking farts?0 -
Should I fart in the morning to boost my metabolism?0
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Oh, and does Intermittent Farting jumpstart my metabolism? I know it jumpstarts the metabolism of those around me as they sprint to get out of range!
I hear it only works if you eat your breakfast. There's lots of eggs in breakfasts. And I read on http://www.heptune.com/farts.html "eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts"
Awesome. I should have read more. I know what I'm doing tomorrow!!!! DONE AND DONE!0 -
Should I fart in the morning to boost my metabolism?
You have to eat before you fart or you'll have nothing to fart. That's like running on empty. You need fuel to fart.0 -
:laugh: :sad: This thread has made my day! Can we all please get together in real life? None of my real life friends get this kind of thing: u-tubes, qweefs, Depends...
I'm still laughing0 -
Should I fart in the morning to boost my metabolism?
Like I said, Make it a square one & you'll be fine!:laugh:0 -
Should I fart in the morning to boost my metabolism?
You have to eat before you fart or you'll have nothing to fart. That's like running on empty. You need fuel to fart.
So true. Thank you. I hope my wife is prepared for the excitement that is Intermittent Farting.
I'm going to be F-N RIPPED!!!!!!!0 -
Can I end up in Starvation Fart Mode if I don't rip enough?0
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what % of your farts are carb farts, protein farts and fat farts?
They are all protein farts. If they aren't, you are doing it wrong.
However when you refer to them you can call them "fat farts".
For example if it's a conversation near the squat cage:
"Hey bro hows you program going bro"
"Yo man it's going great I'm on IF, lots of big fat farts"
*pause*
*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!*
pause
*squeeeeeak*
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Sidesteal, you are one crazy dude with a wacky sense of humor.0 -
Do you get extra calories for skid marks?0
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This thread is the S***!!!!!0
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Omg! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!! LOL!!
Me, too! :laugh: This is the funniest thread ever! I'm looking for a new program to follow and need to know if the program is good for all age and fitness levels. And what about walking farts?
Walking farts are the best because they combine walking and farting and you can log them both. My dog used to fart when she wagged her tail and she was really fit.0 -
Omg! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!! LOL!!
Me, too! :laugh: This is the funniest thread ever! I'm looking for a new program to follow and need to know if the program is good for all age and fitness levels. And what about walking farts?
Walking farts are the best because they combine walking and farting and you can log them both. My dog used to fart when she wagged her tail and she was really fit.
Plus the nce thing about walking farting is that you leave behind a nice surpise for anyone coming up behind you!0 -
Is anyone else doing the "Burn the Farts, Feed the Burps" program?0
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Is anyone else doing the "Burn the Farts, Feed the Burps" program?
I'm totally there! I'ts not a short term thing. It's a lifestyle change.0 -
Is anyone else doing the "Burn the Farts, Feed the Burps" program?
I'm totally there! I'ts not a short term thing. It's a lifestyle change.
We just need to stick with the high CARBonation diet.0 -
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But how many calories does it burn and do I need to eat them back?
Over 9000. And yes.
IT'S OVER 9000!!0 -
Necromancy bump! :laugh:
And also, I learned from the highly respected Honey Boo Boo that farting does make you lose weight. Fact.0 -
Omg! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!! LOL!!
Me, too! :laugh: This is the funniest thread ever! I'm looking for a new program to follow and need to know if the program is good for all age and fitness levels. And what about walking farts?
Walking farts are the best because they combine walking and farting and you can log them both. My dog used to fart when she wagged her tail and she was really fit.
Plus the nce thing about walking farting is that you leave behind a nice surpise for anyone coming up behind you!
My huskie farts while he sleeps
Wish I had his skill and dedication0
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