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Intermittent Farting.
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I really like this method because I can practically do it while sitting at my desk working all day long, I just fart under my desk; however, I've noticed that there is a large accumulation of gas building under my desk...Do you have any recommendations for handling this?
Signed,
On the edge of my seat farting under my desk, still!0 -
How many calories can I burn with a queef?
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How many calories can I burn with a queef?
Bump! I need this info too.0 -
I am super interested in trying to loose weight, I mean fat, with my new found IF appreciation, but if I only do like a half a fart, do I really need to eat back my fart? I am nervous to eat all the farts back. I don't want to stop loose-ing.0
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How many calories can I burn with a queef?
You know how you can blow up a balloon and grab the tip of the balloon with both hands and stretch the mouth-piece so that it makes that high pitched *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* noise?
If you can do that to yourself you'll apparently burn like 10k calories each time.0 -
I really like this method because I can practically do it while sitting at my desk working all day long, I just fart under my desk; however, I've noticed that there is a large accumulation of gas building under my desk...Do you have any recommendations for handling this?
Signed,
On the edge of my seat farting under my desk, still!
Yes, light a match & run like hell:laugh:0 -
How many calories can I burn with a queef?
You know how you can blow up a balloon and grab the tip of the balloon with both hands and stretch the mouth-piece so that it makes that high pitched *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* noise?
If you can do that to yourself you'll apparently burn like 10k calories each time.
Dayyyuuummm! Now just to imagine how many calories I would burn if I queefed while doing Zumba again... :noway:0 -
I really like this method because I can practically do it while sitting at my desk working all day long, I just fart under my desk; however, I've noticed that there is a large accumulation of gas building under my desk...Do you have any recommendations for handling this?
Signed,
On the edge of my seat farting under my desk, still!
Yes definitely. See that stack of paperwork to your left? I'd like you to grab a handful of it and hold it in your hands. Wave the paper up and down under your desk, blowing the accumulated fart-cloud to your nearest co-worker.
Then, run like a b1tch son.0 -
When practiced properly, one can fart their way back into an old set of jeans.0
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How many calories can I burn with a queef?
You know how you can blow up a balloon and grab the tip of the balloon with both hands and stretch the mouth-piece so that it makes that high pitched *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* noise?
If you can do that to yourself you'll apparently burn like 10k calories each time.
Dayyyuuummm! Now just to imagine how many calories I would burn if I queefed while doing Zumba again... :noway:
Does queefing while doing Zumba increase calories burned or will it overexert me and cause my body to hold its fat?0 -
When practiced properly, one can fart their way back into an old set of jeans.
but, by that time, I think I would be out of clean underwear to go with said jeans. Oh well. Time to go commando.0 -
HAHAHAHAHA YA'LL ARE TOO FUNNY! :laugh:0
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lol, too funny..0
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How many calories can I burn with a queef?
You know how you can blow up a balloon and grab the tip of the balloon with both hands and stretch the mouth-piece so that it makes that high pitched *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* noise?
If you can do that to yourself you'll apparently burn like 10k calories each time.
Dayyyuuummm! Now just to imagine how many calories I would burn if I queefed while doing Zumba again... :noway:
Does queefing while doing Zumba increase calories burned or will it overexert me and cause my body to hold its fat?
Well, are you doing it before 7 pm? If you do anything, and I mean ANYTHING after 7 pm, it causes you to gain weight.0 -
How bout farting under water? still the same amount of calories burned?0
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Do I need to fart cycle high fart and low fart days?
Is there an HIIT program that would be more efficient?
You can try High Intensity Interval Farting but I would recommend wearing Depends™.
ROFLMAO...now that's damned funny!0 -
How many calories can I burn with a queef?
You know how you can blow up a balloon and grab the tip of the balloon with both hands and stretch the mouth-piece so that it makes that high pitched *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* noise?
If you can do that to yourself you'll apparently burn like 10k calories each time.
I wonder how many lovely ladies of MFP are working out a way to go attempt this right now....quite a few of my friends would think this is a good idea! My girls are awesome! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
How bout farting under water? still the same amount of calories burned?
I would assume that it burns more. Something to do with the bubbles forming and such. I don't know, I'm not an expert, but this is what I heard on the INTERWEBS! They know all!0 -
How many calories can I burn with a queef?
You know how you can blow up a balloon and grab the tip of the balloon with both hands and stretch the mouth-piece so that it makes that high pitched *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* noise?
If you can do that to yourself you'll apparently burn like 10k calories each time.
Dayyyuuummm! Now just to imagine how many calories I would burn if I queefed while doing Zumba again... :noway:
Does queefing while doing Zumba increase calories burned or will it overexert me and cause my body to hold its fat?
Well, are you doing it before 7 pm? If you do anything, and I mean ANYTHING after 7 pm, it causes you to gain weight.
:noway: That must be why I'm not loose-ing any weight! My classes are at 8.0 -
Can I do this in the 5x5 as well? And how do I log this in? Cardio or strength training?0
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How many calories can I burn with a queef?
You know how you can blow up a balloon and grab the tip of the balloon with both hands and stretch the mouth-piece so that it makes that high pitched *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* noise?
If you can do that to yourself you'll apparently burn like 10k calories each time.
I wonder how many lovely ladies of MFP are working out a way to go attempt this right now....quite a few of my friends would think this is a good idea! My girls are awesome! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
If you could send them my way that'd be great. Ok then thanks.
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How bout farting under water? still the same amount of calories burned?
I would assume that it burns more. Something to do with the bubbles forming and such. I don't know, I'm not an expert, but this is what I heard on the INTERWEBS! They know all!
THANKS! if it's on the INTERWEBS it HASSSSS to be true!!0 -
Can I do this in the 5x5 as well? And how do I log this in? Cardio or strength training?
This brings an important point.
Do not LOG anything.0 -
How many calories can I burn with a queef?
You know how you can blow up a balloon and grab the tip of the balloon with both hands and stretch the mouth-piece so that it makes that high pitched *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* noise?
If you can do that to yourself you'll apparently burn like 10k calories each time.
Dayyyuuummm! Now just to imagine how many calories I would burn if I queefed while doing Zumba again... :noway:
Does queefing while doing Zumba increase calories burned or will it overexert me and cause my body to hold its fat?
Well, are you doing it before 7 pm? If you do anything, and I mean ANYTHING after 7 pm, it causes you to gain weight.
:noway: That must be why I'm not loose-ing any weight! My classes are at 8.
You also can't have sex past 7. Especially if you fart during sex. That will make you gain about 40 lbs over night.0 -
How bout farting under water? still the same amount of calories burned?
I would assume that it burns more. Something to do with the bubbles forming and such. I don't know, I'm not an expert, but this is what I heard on the INTERWEBS! They know all!
THANKS! if it's on the INTERWEBS it HASSSSS to be true!!
Ah, sorry I put interwebs in all caps. I was practicing my IF right then, so I was a bit strained.0 -
How many calories can I burn with a queef?
You know how you can blow up a balloon and grab the tip of the balloon with both hands and stretch the mouth-piece so that it makes that high pitched *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* noise?
If you can do that to yourself you'll apparently burn like 10k calories each time.
Dayyyuuummm! Now just to imagine how many calories I would burn if I queefed while doing Zumba again... :noway:
Does queefing while doing Zumba increase calories burned or will it overexert me and cause my body to hold its fat?
Well, are you doing it before 7 pm? If you do anything, and I mean ANYTHING after 7 pm, it causes you to gain weight.
:noway: That must be why I'm not loose-ing any weight! My classes are at 8.
You also can't have sex past 7. Especially if you fart during sex. That will make you gain about 40 lbs over night.
Thank you internet friend... I don't know what I would do without you!0 -
How many calories can I burn with a queef?
You know how you can blow up a balloon and grab the tip of the balloon with both hands and stretch the mouth-piece so that it makes that high pitched *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* noise?
If you can do that to yourself you'll apparently burn like 10k calories each time.
Dayyyuuummm! Now just to imagine how many calories I would burn if I queefed while doing Zumba again... :noway:
Does queefing while doing Zumba increase calories burned or will it overexert me and cause my body to hold its fat?
Well, are you doing it before 7 pm? If you do anything, and I mean ANYTHING after 7 pm, it causes you to gain weight.
:noway: That must be why I'm not loose-ing any weight! My classes are at 8.
You also can't have sex past 7. Especially if you fart during sex. That will make you gain about 40 lbs over night.
Thank you internet friend... I don't know what I would do without you!
Now I should make a TV show and become as famous as Dr. Oz!0 -
Will farting give me my thigh gap?
What about showing my collarbones?
If I keep this up for 4-6 weeks, will I see inches lost and guaranteed results?0 -
How many calories can I burn with a queef?
You know how you can blow up a balloon and grab the tip of the balloon with both hands and stretch the mouth-piece so that it makes that high pitched *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* noise?
If you can do that to yourself you'll apparently burn like 10k calories each time.
I wonder how many lovely ladies of MFP are working out a way to go attempt this right now....quite a few of my friends would think this is a good idea! My girls are awesome! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I wonder if this could be accomplished if you combined it with farting under water????????:bigsmile:0 -
does anyone know what the color of a fart is underwater? Its Bluuueeeemp0
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