Intermittent Farting.

HiKaren

So what about sick days? Do you rest or push through?

Yeah, what happens when TOM comes? Should I take a rest day if the cramps are too bad to fart?

Haaaaaah!!! I was wondering the same thing!! :happy:

KaleidoscopeEyes1056

I predict stinky work places for all!

I work in other peoples' homes. Keep them in your thoughts. :devil:

rlmadrid

Do I need to fart cycle high fart and low fart days?

Is there an HIIT program that would be more efficient?

Qarol

BUT? Can I blame it on the dog?

Sidesteal

I find six small farts a day work best for me, and of course I never rip one past 7 pm.

This is an important point to make. This is really up to personal preference provided your end of day flatulence is correct.

Remember, IF IT FITS YOUR FLATULENCE then you're fine. IIFYF baby.

Sidesteal

Do I need to fart cycle high fart and low fart days?

Is there an HIIT program that would be more efficient?

You can try High Intensity Interval Farting but I would recommend wearing Depends™.

LoraF83

I find six small farts a day work best for me, and of course I never rip one past 7 pm.

This is an important point to make. This is really up to personal preference provided your end of day flatulence is correct.

Remember, IF IT FITS YOUR FLATULENCE then you're fine. IIFYF baby.

IIFYF!!!! Yes!!!

odusgolp

When doing the "Big Fat Farts", will I express all of my Rasberry Keyones?? Should I send Dr. Oz some money to replenish my supply now??

reddi2roll

Do you get extra calories for skid marks?

Sidesteal

When doing the "Big Fat Farts", will I express all of my Rasberry Keyones?? Should I send Dr. Oz some money to replenish my supply now??

I would recommend taking a steamy dump in a paper bag and mailing it to Dr. Oz.

CaWaterBug8

BUT? Can I blame it on the dog?

What about the cats? I no longer live with my dogs:sad: , but lots and lots of cats.

Sidesteal

Do you get extra calories for skid marks?

You need to eat back any calories lost due to shrapnel. See my earlier recommendation for Depends™.

Belligerent_Wombat

Quick question: Can I fart while I teach? Multitasking is very important to me.

Sidesteal

Quick question: Can I fart while I teach? Multitasking is very important to me.

As long as you're not teaching anything in the culinary field.

rlmadrid

When doing the "Big Fat Farts", will I express all of my Rasberry Keyones?? Should I send Dr. Oz some money to replenish my supply now??

I would recommend taking a steamy dump in a paper bag and mailing it to Dr. Oz.

Is that like returning the supply for a full refund?

odusgolp

When doing the "Big Fat Farts", will I express all of my Rasberry Keyones?? Should I send Dr. Oz some money to replenish my supply now??

I would recommend taking a steamy dump in a paper bag and mailing it to Dr. Oz.

Oh. Ok then. I'm on it.

Sidesteal

When doing the "Big Fat Farts", will I express all of my Rasberry Keyones?? Should I send Dr. Oz some money to replenish my supply now??

I would recommend taking a steamy dump in a paper bag and mailing it to Dr. Oz.

Is that like returning the supply for a full refund?

I see what you did there. I approve.

Sidesteal

When doing the "Big Fat Farts", will I express all of my Rasberry Keyones?? Should I send Dr. Oz some money to replenish my supply now??

I would recommend taking a steamy dump in a paper bag and mailing it to Dr. Oz.

Oh. Ok then. I'm on it.

I knew I could count on you.

KaleidoscopeEyes1056

BUT? Can I blame it on the dog?

If you do blame it on the dog, does that mean the dog gets the extra calories that you were supposed to burn?

amivox

Although I have seen some inch loss after a particularly large release of air. I am worried that I might actually gain weight whilst IF'ing only if I am full of "air" surely I will weigh more after said "air" has been released?

I don't want to be deflated fat :sad:

OMFG, this has me dying :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

EvanKeel

When doing the "Big Fat Farts", will I express all of my Rasberry Keyones?? Should I send Dr. Oz some money to replenish my supply now??

I would recommend taking a steamy dump in a paper bag and mailing it to Dr. Oz.

That restocking fee has got to be really high.

meli_medina

That choking sound of pain...? Me laughing and farting at the same time. Man, I've got to stop breathing in the fumes!

Avandel

But how many calories does it burn and do I need to eat them back?

I'm curious! How does one eat back a fart? :bigsmile:

KaleidoscopeEyes1056

But how many calories does it burn and do I need to eat them back?

I'm curious! How does one eat back a fart? :bigsmile:

trap it in a paper bag and then suck it back in. It's also better for the environment.

clobercow

But how many calories does it burn and do I need to eat them back?

I'm curious! How does one eat back a fart? :bigsmile:

I'm sure there is a bro-science thread somewhere around here that explains how!

meli_medina

So what about sick days? Do you rest or push through?

Yeah, what happens when TOM comes? Should I take a rest day if the cramps are too bad to fart?

I found that farting helps to relieve the cramps, but honestly, you are the one who knows your body best. Don't push your farts out too hard... it can lead to hemorrhoids. True story.

derfregal

best thread e v e r!

MDamoun

Thanks for the excellent information. Are there any side effects?

Farrrrrt-bumped! For later reference.:noway: :ohwell:

Avandel

But how many calories does it burn and do I need to eat them back?

I'm curious! How does one eat back a fart? :bigsmile:

I'm sure there is a bro-science thread somewhere around here that explains how!

I wasn't sure if a fork would do, or would a straw be sufficient?

KaleidoscopeEyes1056

How many calories can I burn with a queef?