Intermittent Farting.
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So what about sick days? Do you rest or push through?
Yeah, what happens when TOM comes? Should I take a rest day if the cramps are too bad to fart?0 -
I predict stinky work places for all!
I work in other peoples' homes. Keep them in your thoughts. :devil:0 -
Do I need to fart cycle high fart and low fart days?
Is there an HIIT program that would be more efficient?0 -
BUT? Can I blame it on the dog?0
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I find six small farts a day work best for me, and of course I never rip one past 7 pm.
This is an important point to make. This is really up to personal preference provided your end of day flatulence is correct.
Remember, IF IT FITS YOUR FLATULENCE then you're fine. IIFYF baby.0 -
Do I need to fart cycle high fart and low fart days?
Is there an HIIT program that would be more efficient?
You can try High Intensity Interval Farting but I would recommend wearing Depends™.0 -
I find six small farts a day work best for me, and of course I never rip one past 7 pm.
This is an important point to make. This is really up to personal preference provided your end of day flatulence is correct.
Remember, IF IT FITS YOUR FLATULENCE then you're fine. IIFYF baby.
IIFYF!!!! Yes!!!0 -
When doing the "Big Fat Farts", will I express all of my Rasberry Keyones?? Should I send Dr. Oz some money to replenish my supply now??0
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Do you get extra calories for skid marks?0
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When doing the "Big Fat Farts", will I express all of my Rasberry Keyones?? Should I send Dr. Oz some money to replenish my supply now??
I would recommend taking a steamy dump in a paper bag and mailing it to Dr. Oz.0 -
BUT? Can I blame it on the dog?
What about the cats? I no longer live with my dogs:sad: , but lots and lots of cats.0 -
Do you get extra calories for skid marks?
You need to eat back any calories lost due to shrapnel. See my earlier recommendation for Depends™.0 -
Quick question: Can I fart while I teach? Multitasking is very important to me.0
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Quick question: Can I fart while I teach? Multitasking is very important to me.
As long as you're not teaching anything in the culinary field.0 -
When doing the "Big Fat Farts", will I express all of my Rasberry Keyones?? Should I send Dr. Oz some money to replenish my supply now??
I would recommend taking a steamy dump in a paper bag and mailing it to Dr. Oz.
Is that like returning the supply for a full refund?0 -
When doing the "Big Fat Farts", will I express all of my Rasberry Keyones?? Should I send Dr. Oz some money to replenish my supply now??
I would recommend taking a steamy dump in a paper bag and mailing it to Dr. Oz.
Oh. Ok then. I'm on it.0 -
When doing the "Big Fat Farts", will I express all of my Rasberry Keyones?? Should I send Dr. Oz some money to replenish my supply now??
I would recommend taking a steamy dump in a paper bag and mailing it to Dr. Oz.
Is that like returning the supply for a full refund?
I see what you did there. I approve.0 -
When doing the "Big Fat Farts", will I express all of my Rasberry Keyones?? Should I send Dr. Oz some money to replenish my supply now??
I would recommend taking a steamy dump in a paper bag and mailing it to Dr. Oz.
Oh. Ok then. I'm on it.
I knew I could count on you.0 -
BUT? Can I blame it on the dog?
If you do blame it on the dog, does that mean the dog gets the extra calories that you were supposed to burn?0 -
Although I have seen some inch loss after a particularly large release of air. I am worried that I might actually gain weight whilst IF'ing only if I am full of "air" surely I will weigh more after said "air" has been released?
I don't want to be deflated fat :sad:
OMFG, this has me dying :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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