We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Called me vulgar names0
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she didn't like me talking dirty0
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He told me I talked too much0
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I misunderstood when she said "you hear what you want to hear" I said "sure I'll have another beer"0
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Always expected me to get the beer0
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Her beer farts were scary0
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He was jealous of my Manly farts!0
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They weren't all dry ones!
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Was easily spooked away!0
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Pooped her pants often0
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She wanted me to wear adult diapers0
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She refused to wear the dispers ..left poop everywhere0
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Made up stories to em-bare-asss me!0
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Lol. Her short shorts were too short0
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He didn't like my tush!0
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She thought everyone was after her tush0
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She was always chasing other tushies!0
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She was all about that bass no treble0
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He didn't make me tremble 0
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she made me realize i was getting into a private covo0
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She didn't like my soft spoken ways.0
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He was a soft talker and I always thought I heard a woman in the shower with him0
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Wouldn't pick up the soap
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He Wished he was still in Prison!0
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She didn't like my bedroom toys0
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He meant bedroom boys!
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That is what I came home to one night. She was in the bedroom with the neighbor's teenage twin boys.0
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Got all crazy loco when I hired the boys next door to paint our bedroom!0
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They were painting all right. Enough said 0
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He had the hots for the painters0
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