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She was the first old woman to complain0
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That's where that came from! She apparently snuck in and put it there, the music and lights turn on every time I unlock the front door.0
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She facetimes me every time she makes a poopy, wants me to send her scooby snacks0
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She was the the mold model for fleshlight
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Says it's the tightest he's ever had 2
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »I can fit three boquets of flowers in the one I picked up at a garage sale...thought it was a vase
That's the funniest thing i've read today
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Bwahahaha!
Gave it to her grandma for Christmas cuz she really thought it was a vase0 -
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Grandma brags to her friends about her sweet granddaughter that brought her the best milk jug ever0
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still churns butter at family gatherings0
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Gets drunk at family dinners and calls Grandma a dirty *kitten* for leaving her toys out0
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doesn't ask for grannys rabbit, she just grabs, cleans it, and heads to the car0
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Loves having a go with grandma at family functions. He's always eager to get inside those granny's panties!0
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He means pet rabbit. After it's clean, he makes stew.0
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Is always leaving her special ingredient in the stew. Says it makes it EXTRA CREAMY!0
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Loves to help get the cream ready for the stew.0
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collects cream from the local farmers and ranchers0
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dresses up as a goat and follows me around0
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Is paranoid that goats are following her0
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is still trying to milk cats like they do goats and cows...0
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Keeps trying cuz she's not a quitter0
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