We broke up because...
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He wanted a beating not a spanking0
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I heard that she left bruises and scars on her Ex!0
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She showered me in baking powder.0
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I was out of flour! ;p0
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I wanted cookies and she didn't have an ingredient0
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She ate all the cookies.0
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He went to jail0
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He told me too and now my tummy hurts0
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Always made excuses to get out of Sexy time0
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I wasn't into girls☹️0
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She tried to go WWE on me and hit me with a folding chair.0
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He wanted us to go on Jerry Springer0
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He said he liked it rough, but then took it back0
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Said she liked it gentle and passionate, and then took it back.
Still sore from it.0 -
He had a rash ,I didn't want to catch0
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She wouldn't catch my rash. Lol0
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He was spreading his rash all over the neighborhood0
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Omg that rash was scary looking!0
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I couldn't cope with her demands in the bedroom0
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I was to rough for him0
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