We broke up because...
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She kept getting lost0
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He didn't make my lunch properly ..
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She thought I was her Maid!0
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She never allowed me on MFP0
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He was always Sweet Talking the Beautiful Ladies on here!0
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She always wore short shorts and skirts0
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She always gave me those looks
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She was always singing Country songs0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She was always singing Country songs
I couldn't help it. I work at a country radio station. So of course. She just couldn't understand
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She always complained that I couldn't understand her0
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He kept feeding me carbs when I clearly said I was on the Atkins diet0
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good one
She or He was too brief... I couldn't figure out anything about him/her0 -
He didn't understand that I am woman, hear me roar!0
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Coz police kept giving me tickets for keeping a tiger in house without a permit.0
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We didn't. .he's still tied to my bed
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Because she always tied me! and never trusted me0
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He came home with lipstick on his collar0
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Coz she always forgets the last night... When she messed my new shirt0
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I found a naked neighbour in our closet ..he was cheating0
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Why didn't you tie her to the same bed than? I told you that its not a good idea to build a home just like neighbors... They may end up in our house.1
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He kept saying he was a panda0
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Had a thing against pandas0
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They hated Pandas... and I couldn't convince them otherwise0
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He insisted on dressing up as a panda, even at sexy times.0
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Her pants fell down all the time. It got embarrassing.0
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All I wanted for my birthday was a belt, she bought me pants that were too tight.0
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Not enough beer.0
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He drank too much beer. Brewers droop .. 0
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She wore my glasses0
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His snoring kept me up all night0
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