Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • Had a husband like that
    Was invisible to him
    Until I kicked him out
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,842 Member
    Had a husband like that
    Was invisible to him
    Until I kicked him out

    Opposite for me
    My ex saw me all the time
    She was unpleasant
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,842 Member
    Sunny but quite cool
    Some of the leafs are changing
    Autumn... sweet sorrow...
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    It is fine with me
    If not one person reads it
    Unnoticed is norm

    You are unnoticed?
    That would be impossible.
    His eyes must be closed.

  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Doubtless it's Autumn
    Dark and wet and cold today.
    Fire weather is soon.
  • Inability
    To see beyond your bubble
    May cause your downfall...
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    Such a slow morning
    My brain is still so foggy
    Hubby made decaf

    Did you scream at him?
    "What the f***? I need caffeine!!!"
    Or did you just drink?

    Oh he does mean well
    Decaf is better for us
    Next pot was full strength
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Taken for granted
    It happens from time to time
    Communication

    We talk about things
    We find more understanding
    Still madly in love
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,842 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    Taken for granted
    It happens from time to time
    Communication

    We talk about things
    We find more understanding
    Still madly in love

    I used to listen
    My ex did all the talking
    Madly, not much love :(
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    Such a slow morning
    My brain is still so foggy
    Hubby made decaf

    Did you scream at him?
    "What the f***? I need caffeine!!!"
    Or did you just drink?

    Oh he does mean well
    Decaf is better for us
    Next pot was full strength

    I am glad to know
    You comported yourself well
    AND got some caffeine

  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    It's been said before
    Silence is very golden.
    I see you agree.

  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,842 Member
    My nose is stuffy
    And my sinuses are blocked
    Maybe allergies?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Oh morning coffee
    Hot steamy cup of goodness
    Get in my belly
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,842 Member
    Oh morning coffee
    Hot steamy cup of goodness
    Get in my belly

    So far, no coffee
    If I do not get one soon
    I might fall asleep
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Oh morning coffee
    Hot steamy cup of goodness
    Get in my belly

    So far, no coffee
    If I do not get one soon
    I might fall asleep

    Keurig is at work
    so nice and easy to brew
    I'm awake for now
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    edited September 2016
    I hear of Feng Shui
    My life has been so cluttered
    Find simplicity

    Surrounded by junk
    Who would want these odd, old things
    Selling on eBay

    Chi has better flow
    At times it does seem quite odd
    I do feel better
  • 364dp
    364dp Posts: 1,110 Member
    You are what you eat
    I'm a big bag of cheetos
    Leave trail of cheese dust
  • Sunlight through the glass
    Clock ticking while I lie here
    In complete boredom...
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    My eyes are droopy
    I want to sleep at my desk
    But it is so hard
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Do you mean your desk?
    Or are you referring to
    Something else unseen?
  • Netflix binge-watching
    Portlandia Season 6
    Do not disturb, please...
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Yes, I meant my desk
    Unless there is something new
    Never can be sure
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Then take the day off
    At least the rest of it now
    And go relax some
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    I do wish I could
    At least tonight I can rest
    May postpone workout
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Don't you rest better
    When you have a workout in?
    Certainly I do
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    I usually do
    I don't take many rest days
    It may be time now
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Staggering rest time
    Is very important, too
    So I'll say good luck
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  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    I have had a drink
    It gives me more time to think
    This line doesn't rhyme