Im a Tinder Failure
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Match take the tour you'll score1
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johnneedhamSr wrote: »amcalmond768 wrote: »johnneedhamSr wrote: »What is Tinder?
It's a dating app.. Or so they say..I always thought it was mostly for hook ups and booty calls
Oh, well I can't fit any more booty calls in, I'm booked solid.
damn, teach the secrets, i want to be booked as well...do i need to take better selfies of me doing something like, washing my car? or like picking out some ralph lauren outfits?4 -
I think the latter will score hoards of hot broads2
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Watching out for you bro1
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johnneedhamSr wrote: »amcalmond768 wrote: »johnneedhamSr wrote: »What is Tinder?
It's a dating app.. Or so they say..I always thought it was mostly for hook ups and booty calls
Oh, well I can't fit any more booty calls in, I'm booked solid.
Lmao!! Your game is strong huh?3 -
Man, if Tinder is a one-night-stand app then I really screwed up because that's where I met my best friend of now 2 years... Not a single bang has been had between us.2
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Man, if Tinder is a one-night-stand app then I really screwed up because that's where I met my best friend of now 2 years... Not a single bang has been had between us.
When i see my friends using tinder thats what they use it for....am i supposed to find best friends on it now? Im so tinderconfused....
Hot broads.....1 -
No joke....I met most of my good friends on Tinder
And the no selfies on your dating profit is good advice. Use shitttty pics so you avoid the superficial azzholes, and so they feel like they hit the jackpot when they see you in person 1 -
Also if a prospective on Tinder asked me to knit him a clothing item, I'd go on a date with him just so I could shove that request up his *kitten*. Jenmar don't knit
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JeffreyMGiron wrote: »sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »johnneedhamSr wrote: »What is Tinder?
its an app where you can pick up broads
So you use mfp & tinder to double up your luck? My friend you need some help. I'll help you find the perfect girl and I won't even charge you. All I need is your ssn
Karla, i told you many time im down to give you all your heart and soul desires, but you keep playing with me
SSN? hmm sounds like a deal.
I don't play games.
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Also if a prospective on Tinder asked me to knit him a clothing item, I'd go on a date with him just so I could shove that request up his *kitten*. Jenmar don't knit
Jen find me on tinder, so i can ask you to knit me something so you can see me in person except no shoving up any where lmao!2 -
sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »johnneedhamSr wrote: »What is Tinder?
its an app where you can pick up broads
So you use mfp & tinder to double up your luck? My friend you need some help. I'll help you find the perfect girl and I won't even charge you. All I need is your ssn
Karla, i told you many time im down to give you all your heart and soul desires, but you keep playing with me
SSN? hmm sounds like a deal.
I don't play games.
You say you dont...0 -
Judging by the "Confirmation im meant to be alone forever" sad sack *kitten*...looks like you're doing tinder wrong.
If you want to do it right: Put up pics of you not being a douche bag, write a clever/witty, yet vague "about me," then continue to swipe right on all dem *kitten*!
If you get a match...wait an hour, message them "you dtf or nah?"3 -
philasaurus_rex wrote: »Judging by the "Confirmation im meant to be alone forever" sad sack *kitten*...looks like you're doing tinder wrong.
If you want to do it right: Put up pics of you not being a *kitten*, write a clever/witty, yet vague "about me," then continue to swipe right on all dem *kitten*!
If you get a match...wait an hour, message them "you dtf or nah?"
you right, i love kittens.1 -
Okay fine. I sometimes play connect 4 and Uno Dare
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JeffreyMGiron wrote: »philasaurus_rex wrote: »Judging by the "Confirmation im meant to be alone forever" sad sack *kitten*...looks like you're doing tinder wrong.
If you want to do it right: Put up pics of you not being a *kitten*, write a clever/witty, yet vague "about me," then continue to swipe right on all dem *kitten*!
If you get a match...wait an hour, message them "you dtf or nah?"
you right, i love kittens.
Be careful with your witty comment you might pick up p-rex
wouldn't they make a sweet couple
btw @JeffreyMGiron I tried knitting you stuff but apparently it's not my forte. Maybe you'd like a duct tape tie?1 -
JeffreyMGiron wrote: »philasaurus_rex wrote: »Judging by the "Confirmation im meant to be alone forever" sad sack *kitten*...looks like you're doing tinder wrong.
If you want to do it right: Put up pics of you not being a *kitten*, write a clever/witty, yet vague "about me," then continue to swipe right on all dem *kitten*!
If you get a match...wait an hour, message them "you dtf or nah?"
you right, i love kittens.
Be careful with your witty comment you might pick up p-rex
wouldn't they make a sweet couple
btw @JeffreyMGiron I tried knitting you stuff but apparently it's not my forte. Maybe you'd like a duct tape tie?
duct tape is more durable, youre obviously really smart and have qualities that i need in my life.1 -
sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »Okay fine. I sometimes play connect 4 and Uno Dare
"connect 4" and "uno dare"0 -
I thought about this last night. Id recommend you join sugardaddy.com .You can always front like you got green just don't roll up in the orange 78 pinto and you should catch lots of broads.
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Better go try Grindr then.0
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DTF is where it's at!0
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Nevermind dtf, I want that car
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philasaurus_rex wrote: »Judging by the "Confirmation im meant to be alone forever" sad sack *kitten*...looks like you're doing tinder wrong.
If you want to do it right: Put up pics of you not being a *kitten*, write a clever/witty, yet vague "about me," then continue to swipe right on all dem *kitten*!
If you get a match...wait an hour, message them "you dtf or nah?"
I second this. Nothing makes me swoon like a message from a guy saying "you dtf or nah?"
60% of the time it works every time
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