Im a Tinder Failure

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  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    Match take the tour you'll score
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    johnneedhamSr wrote: »
    amcalmond768 wrote: »
    johnneedhamSr wrote: »
    What is Tinder?

    It's a dating app.. Or so they say..I always thought it was mostly for hook ups and booty calls

    Oh, well I can't fit any more booty calls in, I'm booked solid.

    damn, teach the secrets, i want to be booked as well...do i need to take better selfies of me doing something like, washing my car? or like picking out some ralph lauren outfits?
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    I think the latter will score hoards of hot broads
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    rebel_26 wrote: »
    I think the latter will score hoards of hot broads

    hot broads is life.
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    Watching out for you bro
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    rebel_26 wrote: »
    Watching out for you bro

    Bro~
  • amcalmond768
    amcalmond768 Posts: 289 Member
    johnneedhamSr wrote: »
    amcalmond768 wrote: »
    johnneedhamSr wrote: »
    What is Tinder?

    It's a dating app.. Or so they say..I always thought it was mostly for hook ups and booty calls

    Oh, well I can't fit any more booty calls in, I'm booked solid.

    Lmao!! Your game is strong huh?
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
    Man, if Tinder is a one-night-stand app then I really screwed up because that's where I met my best friend of now 2 years... Not a single bang has been had between us.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    Quasita wrote: »
    Man, if Tinder is a one-night-stand app then I really screwed up because that's where I met my best friend of now 2 years... Not a single bang has been had between us.

    When i see my friends using tinder thats what they use it for....am i supposed to find best friends on it now? Im so tinderconfused....
    Hot broads.....
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited September 2016
    No joke....I met most of my good friends on Tinder :joy:

    And the no selfies on your dating profit is good advice. Use shitttty pics so you avoid the superficial azzholes, and so they feel like they hit the jackpot when they see you in person :joy:
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  • sw33tp3a_1
    sw33tp3a_1 Posts: 795 Member

    jenmar22 wrote: »
    No joke....I met most of my good friends on Tinder :joy:

    And the no selfies on your dating profit is good advice. Use shitttty pics so you avoid the superficial azzholes, and so they feel like they hit the jackpot when they see you in person :joy:

    Solid advice lol

  • sw33tp3a_1
    sw33tp3a_1 Posts: 795 Member
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    johnneedhamSr wrote: »
    What is Tinder?

    its an app where you can pick up broads

    So you use mfp & tinder to double up your luck? My friend you need some help. I'll help you find the perfect girl and I won't even charge you. All I need is your ssn

    Karla, i told you many time im down to give you all your heart and soul desires, but you keep playing with me ;)

    SSN? hmm sounds like a deal.

    I don't play games.

  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    Also if a prospective on Tinder asked me to knit him a clothing item, I'd go on a date with him just so I could shove that request up his *kitten*. Jenmar don't knit :angry:

    Jen find me on tinder, so i can ask you to knit me something so you can see me in person except no shoving up any where lmao!
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    johnneedhamSr wrote: »
    What is Tinder?

    its an app where you can pick up broads

    So you use mfp & tinder to double up your luck? My friend you need some help. I'll help you find the perfect girl and I won't even charge you. All I need is your ssn

    Karla, i told you many time im down to give you all your heart and soul desires, but you keep playing with me ;)

    SSN? hmm sounds like a deal.

    I don't play games.

    You say you dont...
  • philasaurus_rex
    philasaurus_rex Posts: 2,340 Member
    edited September 2016
    Judging by the "Confirmation im meant to be alone forever" sad sack *kitten*...looks like you're doing tinder wrong.

    If you want to do it right: Put up pics of you not being a douche bag, write a clever/witty, yet vague "about me," then continue to swipe right on all dem *kitten*!

    If you get a match...wait an hour, message them "you dtf or nah?"
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    philasaurus_rex wrote: »
    Judging by the "Confirmation im meant to be alone forever" sad sack *kitten*...looks like you're doing tinder wrong.

    If you want to do it right: Put up pics of you not being a *kitten*, write a clever/witty, yet vague "about me," then continue to swipe right on all dem *kitten*!

    If you get a match...wait an hour, message them "you dtf or nah?"

    you right, i love kittens.
  • sw33tp3a_1
    sw33tp3a_1 Posts: 795 Member
    Okay fine. I sometimes play connect 4 and Uno Dare

  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Villae81 wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    philasaurus_rex wrote: »
    Judging by the "Confirmation im meant to be alone forever" sad sack *kitten*...looks like you're doing tinder wrong.

    If you want to do it right: Put up pics of you not being a *kitten*, write a clever/witty, yet vague "about me," then continue to swipe right on all dem *kitten*!

    If you get a match...wait an hour, message them "you dtf or nah?"

    you right, i love kittens.

    Be careful with your witty comment you might pick up p-rex

    wouldn't they make a sweet couple

    btw @JeffreyMGiron I tried knitting you stuff but apparently it's not my forte. Maybe you'd like a duct tape tie?
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Villae81 wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    philasaurus_rex wrote: »
    Judging by the "Confirmation im meant to be alone forever" sad sack *kitten*...looks like you're doing tinder wrong.

    If you want to do it right: Put up pics of you not being a *kitten*, write a clever/witty, yet vague "about me," then continue to swipe right on all dem *kitten*!

    If you get a match...wait an hour, message them "you dtf or nah?"

    you right, i love kittens.

    Be careful with your witty comment you might pick up p-rex

    wouldn't they make a sweet couple

    btw @JeffreyMGiron I tried knitting you stuff but apparently it's not my forte. Maybe you'd like a duct tape tie?

    duct tape is more durable, youre obviously really smart and have qualities that i need in my life.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »
    Okay fine. I sometimes play connect 4 and Uno Dare

    "connect 4" and "uno dare"
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    I thought about this last night. Id recommend you join sugardaddy.com .You can always front like you got green just don't roll up in the orange 78 pinto and you should catch lots of broads.
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  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    rebel_26 wrote: »
    I thought about this last night. Id recommend you join sugardaddy.com .You can always front like you got green just don't roll up in the orange 78 pinto and you should catch lots of broads.
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    damn the pinto doesnt work?
  • _BrewingAZ_
    _BrewingAZ_ Posts: 252 Member
    Better go try Grindr then.
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    DTF is where it's at!
  • grayblackmfp
    grayblackmfp Posts: 140 Member
    Nevermind dtf, I want that car :D
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  • philasaurus_rex
    philasaurus_rex Posts: 2,340 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    philasaurus_rex wrote: »
    Judging by the "Confirmation im meant to be alone forever" sad sack *kitten*...looks like you're doing tinder wrong.

    If you want to do it right: Put up pics of you not being a *kitten*, write a clever/witty, yet vague "about me," then continue to swipe right on all dem *kitten*!

    If you get a match...wait an hour, message them "you dtf or nah?"

    I second this. Nothing makes me swoon like a message from a guy saying "you dtf or nah?"

    60% of the time it works every time :D
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