Im a Tinder Failure

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  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    edited September 2016
    I don't think @JeffreyMGiron was too worried about quality of the girl. He just wants to get his freak on. I assume his left or right hand needs a break or is now getting hairy so its time for a change. He is a good guy I'm wondering why someone on MFP doesn't just hook him up with some...
  • stephenmoralee
    stephenmoralee Posts: 75 Member
    I don't even know wht Tinder is??? i think i'm getting old :)
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    stephenmoralee wrote: »
    I don't even know wht Tinder is??? i think i'm getting old :)

    id say you have confirmed it through your opening statement alone.
  • EastCoastKay
    EastCoastKay Posts: 4 Member
    given there are websites and even an entire book dedicated to the horrible people on tinder, I would say maybe looking for your soul mate there was a bad call.
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  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    EastCoastKay wrote: »
    given there are websites and even an entire book dedicated to the horrible people on tinder, I would say maybe looking for your soul mate there was a bad call.

    I see you deleted your tinder profile right after posting this comment...sad days.
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  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    drbuzzard91 wrote: »
    tinder is for hooking up. Listen if you want a quality girl you won't find her on tinder, the bar, and any of those sleazy locations. The probability of finding a good girl in those areas are about 5%.

    YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

    or does he???
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    rebel_26 wrote: »
    I don't think @JeffreyMGiron was too worried about quality of the girl. He just wants to get his freak on. I assume his left or right hand needs a break or is now getting hairy so its time for a change. He is a good guy I'm wondering why someone on MFP doesn't just hook him up with some...

    Yeah man
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    EastCoastKay wrote: »
    given there are websites and even an entire book dedicated to the horrible people on tinder, I would say maybe looking for your soul mate there was a bad call.

    Where should you look for your soul mate?

    In someone elses soul, which means killing them and sucking their soul out and such
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  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    drbuzzard91 wrote: »
    tinder is for hooking up. Listen if you want a quality girl you won't find her on tinder, the bar, and any of those sleazy locations. The probability of finding a good girl in those areas are about 5%.

    D-
    Please show your work

    5% is such a rounded number, i think 4.37% looks more reasonable and people would actually take it into consideration
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    EastCoastKay wrote: »
    given there are websites and even an entire book dedicated to the horrible people on tinder, I would say maybe looking for your soul mate there was a bad call.

    Where should you look for your soul mate?

    In someone elses soul, which means killing them and sucking their soul out and such

    A soul weighs 21 grams so don't forget to log it

    Oh logging souls, almost like a list of women i bang in the future
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    drbuzzard91 wrote: »
    tinder is for hooking up. Listen if you want a quality girl you won't find her on tinder, the bar, and any of those sleazy locations. The probability of finding a good girl in those areas are about 5%.

    He's right. I'm on Tinder and I sometimes go to bars and I'm a total sleaze.
  • philasaurus_rex
    philasaurus_rex Posts: 2,340 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    drbuzzard91 wrote: »
    tinder is for hooking up. Listen if you want a quality girl you won't find her on tinder, the bar, and any of those sleazy locations. The probability of finding a good girl in those areas are about 5%.

    D-
    Please show your work

    Riiight!?
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  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    Villae81 wrote: »
    Some people actually took this thread seriously

    Life on mfp forums is serious buisness man, didnt you know?
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  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    @lstrat115 You have taken over my thread, without my permission, for that you shall get the Key and keep it, i dont want it anymore =3
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Forget Tinder @JeffreyMGiron It's Friday night and it won't be long 'til I hit the dance floor... Let's go!
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    Jonesingmucho wrote: »
    Forget Tinder @JeffreyMGiron It's Friday night and it won't be long 'til I hit the dance floor... Let's go!

    haha thanks for the offer but i work tomorrow early :(
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    Jonesingmucho wrote: »
    Forget Tinder @JeffreyMGiron It's Friday night and it won't be long 'til I hit the dance floor... Let's go!

    haha thanks for the offer but i work tomorrow early :(

    I'll pace us all night and drop you off at work in the morning. :#
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    @lstrat115 You have taken over my thread, without my permission, for that you shall get the Key and keep it, i dont want it anymore =3

    I don't want your Tinder thread. If you start one about CraigsList let me know and I'll take that one

    Craigslist is where its at so you are well informed :)
    Jonesingmucho wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    Jonesingmucho wrote: »
    Forget Tinder @JeffreyMGiron It's Friday night and it won't be long 'til I hit the dance floor... Let's go!

    haha thanks for the offer but i work tomorrow early :(

    I'll pace us all night and drop you off at work in the morning. :#

    haha, i dont think i can handle it this week..ive worked 6 days in a row tomorrow would be my 7th :(
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    Jonesingmucho wrote: »
    Forget Tinder @JeffreyMGiron It's Friday night and it won't be long 'til I hit the dance floor... Let's go!

    haha thanks for the offer but i work tomorrow early :(

    He uses that line on all the girls :tongue:
  • sw33tp3a_1
    sw33tp3a_1 Posts: 795 Member
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    drbuzzard91 wrote: »
    tinder is for hooking up. Listen if you want a quality girl you won't find her on tinder, the bar, and any of those sleazy locations. The probability of finding a good girl in those areas are about 5%.

    Sleazy girls are the best kind right?

    So that's what you are looking for... I know a few of those. I'll send them your way. Enjoy!


  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    edited October 2016
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    Jonesingmucho wrote: »
    Forget Tinder @JeffreyMGiron It's Friday night and it won't be long 'til I hit the dance floor... Let's go!

    haha thanks for the offer but i work tomorrow early :(

    He uses that line on all the girls :tongue:

    lmfao, @jenmar22 ahahaha....you know i regretted not calling out to hang out with you :) but yeah its the line i use these days because im in the struggle :(
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    drbuzzard91 wrote: »
    tinder is for hooking up. Listen if you want a quality girl you won't find her on tinder, the bar, and any of those sleazy locations. The probability of finding a good girl in those areas are about 5%.

    Sleazy girls are the best kind right?

    So that's what you are looking for... I know a few of those. I'll send them your way. Enjoy!


    You know some who like to drink wine and offer to make me some homecooked wings?
  • WaCowboy
    WaCowboy Posts: 42 Member
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    I tried tinder once seriously for like 1 week, i got no matches, Confirmation im meant to be alone forever.

    Honestly your not missing anything. I started dating again after 13 years and tried Tinder. Honestly I was off that app within a month. I got quite a few interesting stories from the people I met in there.

    My advice is try other sites. I met my current GF on Zoosk and we have been together for 2 years now.
  • sw33tp3a_1
    sw33tp3a_1 Posts: 795 Member
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    drbuzzard91 wrote: »
    tinder is for hooking up. Listen if you want a quality girl you won't find her on tinder, the bar, and any of those sleazy locations. The probability of finding a good girl in those areas are about 5%.

    Sleazy girls are the best kind right?

    So that's what you are looking for... I know a few of those. I'll send them your way. Enjoy!


    You know some who like to drink wine and offer to
    make me some homecooked wings?

    Lol I see what you did there
  • Damien_K
    Damien_K Posts: 783 Member
    Such a pity that in NZ the majority of people on tinder are married and looking for something on the side, or look to share their wives

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