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Im a Tinder Failure
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I don't think @JeffreyMGiron was too worried about quality of the girl. He just wants to get his freak on. I assume his left or right hand needs a break or is now getting hairy so its time for a change. He is a good guy I'm wondering why someone on MFP doesn't just hook him up with some...1
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I don't even know wht Tinder is??? i think i'm getting old
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stephenmoralee wrote: »I don't even know wht Tinder is??? i think i'm getting old
id say you have confirmed it through your opening statement alone.0 -
given there are websites and even an entire book dedicated to the horrible people on tinder, I would say maybe looking for your soul mate there was a bad call.1
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EastCoastKay wrote: »given there are websites and even an entire book dedicated to the horrible people on tinder, I would say maybe looking for your soul mate there was a bad call.
I see you deleted your tinder profile right after posting this comment...sad days.0 -
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drbuzzard91 wrote: »tinder is for hooking up. Listen if you want a quality girl you won't find her on tinder, the bar, and any of those sleazy locations. The probability of finding a good girl in those areas are about 5%.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!
or does he???
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I don't think @JeffreyMGiron was too worried about quality of the girl. He just wants to get his freak on. I assume his left or right hand needs a break or is now getting hairy so its time for a change. He is a good guy I'm wondering why someone on MFP doesn't just hook him up with some...
Yeah man0 -
GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »EastCoastKay wrote: »given there are websites and even an entire book dedicated to the horrible people on tinder, I would say maybe looking for your soul mate there was a bad call.
Where should you look for your soul mate?
In someone elses soul, which means killing them and sucking their soul out and such0 -
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PlaydohPants wrote: »drbuzzard91 wrote: »tinder is for hooking up. Listen if you want a quality girl you won't find her on tinder, the bar, and any of those sleazy locations. The probability of finding a good girl in those areas are about 5%.
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Please show your work
5% is such a rounded number, i think 4.37% looks more reasonable and people would actually take it into consideration0 -
PlaydohPants wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »EastCoastKay wrote: »given there are websites and even an entire book dedicated to the horrible people on tinder, I would say maybe looking for your soul mate there was a bad call.
Where should you look for your soul mate?
In someone elses soul, which means killing them and sucking their soul out and such
A soul weighs 21 grams so don't forget to log it
Oh logging souls, almost like a list of women i bang in the future0 -
drbuzzard91 wrote: »tinder is for hooking up. Listen if you want a quality girl you won't find her on tinder, the bar, and any of those sleazy locations. The probability of finding a good girl in those areas are about 5%.
He's right. I'm on Tinder and I sometimes go to bars and I'm a total sleaze.1 -
PlaydohPants wrote: »drbuzzard91 wrote: »tinder is for hooking up. Listen if you want a quality girl you won't find her on tinder, the bar, and any of those sleazy locations. The probability of finding a good girl in those areas are about 5%.
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Please show your work
Riiight!?
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@lstrat115 You have taken over my thread, without my permission, for that you shall get the Key and keep it, i dont want it anymore =30
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Forget Tinder @JeffreyMGiron It's Friday night and it won't be long 'til I hit the dance floor... Let's go!
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Jonesingmucho wrote: »Forget Tinder @JeffreyMGiron It's Friday night and it won't be long 'til I hit the dance floor... Let's go!
haha thanks for the offer but i work tomorrow early
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JeffreyMGiron wrote: »Jonesingmucho wrote: »Forget Tinder @JeffreyMGiron It's Friday night and it won't be long 'til I hit the dance floor... Let's go!
haha thanks for the offer but i work tomorrow early
I'll pace us all night and drop you off at work in the morning.
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JeffreyMGiron wrote: »@lstrat115 You have taken over my thread, without my permission, for that you shall get the Key and keep it, i dont want it anymore =3
I don't want your Tinder thread. If you start one about CraigsList let me know and I'll take that one
Craigslist is where its at so you are well informedJonesingmucho wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »Jonesingmucho wrote: »Forget Tinder @JeffreyMGiron It's Friday night and it won't be long 'til I hit the dance floor... Let's go!
haha thanks for the offer but i work tomorrow early
I'll pace us all night and drop you off at work in the morning.
haha, i dont think i can handle it this week..ive worked 6 days in a row tomorrow would be my 7th 0 -
JeffreyMGiron wrote: »Jonesingmucho wrote: »Forget Tinder @JeffreyMGiron It's Friday night and it won't be long 'til I hit the dance floor... Let's go!
haha thanks for the offer but i work tomorrow early
He uses that line on all the girls
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JeffreyMGiron wrote: »drbuzzard91 wrote: »tinder is for hooking up. Listen if you want a quality girl you won't find her on tinder, the bar, and any of those sleazy locations. The probability of finding a good girl in those areas are about 5%.
Sleazy girls are the best kind right?
So that's what you are looking for... I know a few of those. I'll send them your way. Enjoy!
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JeffreyMGiron wrote: »Jonesingmucho wrote: »Forget Tinder @JeffreyMGiron It's Friday night and it won't be long 'til I hit the dance floor... Let's go!
haha thanks for the offer but i work tomorrow early
He uses that line on all the girls
lmfao, @jenmar22 ahahaha....you know i regretted not calling out to hang out with you but yeah its the line i use these days because im in the struggle 1 -
sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »drbuzzard91 wrote: »tinder is for hooking up. Listen if you want a quality girl you won't find her on tinder, the bar, and any of those sleazy locations. The probability of finding a good girl in those areas are about 5%.
Sleazy girls are the best kind right?
So that's what you are looking for... I know a few of those. I'll send them your way. Enjoy!
You know some who like to drink wine and offer to make me some homecooked wings?0 -
JeffreyMGiron wrote: »I tried tinder once seriously for like 1 week, i got no matches, Confirmation im meant to be alone forever.
Honestly your not missing anything. I started dating again after 13 years and tried Tinder. Honestly I was off that app within a month. I got quite a few interesting stories from the people I met in there.
My advice is try other sites. I met my current GF on Zoosk and we have been together for 2 years now.0 -
JeffreyMGiron wrote: »sw33tp3a_1 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »drbuzzard91 wrote: »tinder is for hooking up. Listen if you want a quality girl you won't find her on tinder, the bar, and any of those sleazy locations. The probability of finding a good girl in those areas are about 5%.
Sleazy girls are the best kind right?
So that's what you are looking for... I know a few of those. I'll send them your way. Enjoy!
You know some who like to drink wine and offer to
make me some homecooked wings?
Lol I see what you did there
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Such a pity that in NZ the majority of people on tinder are married and looking for something on the side, or look to share their wives0
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