Everytime I kiss you, I taste what other men had for lunch
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tbh the worst is "hey" but I've had guys say that "You have great *kitten* lips" and how is that a good pick up line???
My fav though is that I used to try to pick up people calling them milady before I knew it was the dumbest thing to say. I guess I'm a walking meme bc I used to think fedoras and swords were cool too. (I still do but now I'm closeted) My bf tells me the "you've been running through my mind all day" EVERY SINGLE DAY.2 -
I've never used or heard a pick up line.0
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Am I the only girl that actually appreciates a pick up line? I get nervous when people are too serious... So if you come in with an awful pick up line, it actually eases the tension I think I'm weird though. Guys should prolly never use things that work on me on the rest of the female population0
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when i think of bad pick up lines men have used on me the first one i think of is "wow ,i would love to die while inside of you"1
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bluh. random dude at club: "Here is my number, I expect a call in 3 days." Me: *hands said number to my boyfriend for pranking puroses* random other dude at club: "Hey I heard goth girls were easy." Me: "get your hearing checked."
I need to get my wedding ring resized smaller so I can wear it or this crap will start again.0 -
Am I the only girl that actually appreciates a pick up line? I get nervous when people are too serious... So if you come in with an awful pick up line, it actually eases the tension I think I'm weird though. Guys should prolly never use things that work on me on the rest of the female population
@jenmar22 "Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!"1 -
@lstrat115 Is your last name Waldo? Because a girl like you is hard to find.0
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I've never had a pickup line used on me, but I when I was in college I sidled up to a cute guy at a party, looked at him coyly and asked in as sexy a voice as I could manage.... "Wanna make out?". He did. We did. Score! We dated for four years.0
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Will: Hi, I'm Will.
Her: Nice to meet you, Wi-
Will: God's will.0 -
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