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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    Thank goodness, Friday
    It has been a hellish week
    Time to go to bed
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    Thank goodness, Friday
    It has been a hellish week
    Time to go to bed

    It's Friday today
    You posted this yesterday
    Are you a Time Lord?
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  • Former_chubby_momma
    Former_chubby_momma Posts: 686 Member
    Warm, aromatic
    Knishes in the oven
    Stuff them with hot sauce
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    Tummy kind of hurts
    says the boy to me this morn
    then cookies were tossed

    Oh dear... so not fun...
    Hope he is feeling better?
    Sickness, go away!!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Tummy kind of hurts
    says the boy to me this morn
    then cookies were tossed

    Tossing of cookies
    A rite of passage all make.
    Hope all is well now.

  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Weekend is quite nigh.
    Drinks with friends this evening
    Tchaikovsky Sunday!
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Thank goodness, Friday
    It has been a hellish week
    Time to go to bed

    It's Friday today
    You posted this yesterday
    Are you a Time Lord?

    Am I a Time Lord?
    Or is it just that I do
    Live in New Zealand?
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Thank goodness, Friday
    It has been a hellish week
    Time to go to bed

    It's Friday today
    You posted this yesterday
    Are you a Time Lord?

    Am I a Time Lord?
    Or is it just that I do
    Live in New Zealand?

    I have to confess
    I am hoping for Time Lord
    Sonic Screwdriver?
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Thank goodness, Friday
    It has been a hellish week
    Time to go to bed

    It's Friday today
    You posted this yesterday
    Are you a Time Lord?

    Am I a Time Lord?
    Or is it just that I do
    Live in New Zealand?

    I have to confess
    I am hoping for Time Lord
    Sonic Screwdriver?

    Well them I'm sorry
    To disappoint you but I'm
    Just a kiwi girl
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Thank goodness, Friday
    It has been a hellish week
    Time to go to bed

    It's Friday today
    You posted this yesterday
    Are you a Time Lord?

    Am I a Time Lord?
    Or is it just that I do
    Live in New Zealand?

    I have to confess
    I am hoping for Time Lord
    Sonic Screwdriver?

    Well them I'm sorry
    To disappoint you but I'm
    Just a kiwi girl

    Commonwealth nation
    Canada is a sister
    Happy Saturday!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Thank goodness, Friday
    It has been a hellish week
    Time to go to bed

    It's Friday today
    You posted this yesterday
    Are you a Time Lord?

    Am I a Time Lord?
    Or is it just that I do
    Live in New Zealand?

    I have to confess
    I am hoping for Time Lord
    Sonic Screwdriver?

    Well them I'm sorry
    To disappoint you but I'm
    Just a kiwi girl

    Home to Middle Earth
    And the fabulous All Blacks
    Bucket list item...
  • Former_chubby_momma
    Former_chubby_momma Posts: 686 Member
    Husband still at range
    Spent brass surrounds him now
    Pick it up, reload
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Oh so freaking full
    I now have a food baby
    Why do we do this?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    Alas, it's Monday
    Seriously need coffee
    My mug is empty
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Oh so freaking full
    I now have a food baby
    Why do we do this?

    What name have you for
    this food baby? Millicent?
    That is a good name!!! :lol:

  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    A week must begin
    For it to end. Therefore say
    I, hello Monday.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Oh so freaking full
    I now have a food baby
    Why do we do this?

    What name have you for
    this food baby? Millicent?
    That is a good name!!! :lol:

    Millicent is good!
    Doing much better today
    Must stay on track now!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Oh so freaking full
    I now have a food baby
    Why do we do this?

    What name have you for
    this food baby? Millicent?
    That is a good name!!! :lol:

    Millicent is good!
    Doing much better today
    Must stay on track now!

    Sometimes we all stray.
    I think it's human nature.
    Luck staying on track.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Oh so freaking full
    I now have a food baby
    Why do we do this?

    What name have you for
    this food baby? Millicent?
    That is a good name!!! :lol:

    Millicent is good!
    Doing much better today
    Must stay on track now!

    Sometimes we all stray.
    I think it's human nature.
    Luck staying on track.

    Work potluck today
    Still going to do my best
    It will be a test!
  • 364dp
    364dp Posts: 1,110 Member
    I would stay on track
    But I end up eating it
    Junk food, not the track
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    21zipz wrote: »
    I would stay on track
    But I end up eating it
    Junk food, not the track

    Track would be dirty
    Stick to the junk food if so
    But healthy is best!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    There are many songs
    About tracks. Railroad and drug.
    Consuming them? None.
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  • Former_chubby_momma
    Former_chubby_momma Posts: 686 Member
    Planning for girls night
    Need to buy ice cream today
    Must be dairy free, though.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Should smile and wave
    Then flip the bird on inside
    And smile again!
  • 364dp
    364dp Posts: 1,110 Member
    I would flip the bird
    It can be very therapeutic
    Unless thugs see it