We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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His idea of nice was NOT mentioning what he says behind your back!0
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He never replaced the batteries in my massager.
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He bought me "massagers" because he was too lazy for fore...
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He was so bad I called it 3 play0
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He always struck out!0
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he wasn't adventurous enough0
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She tried to take me on a Magic Carpet ride!
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She wore black before killing her first! She's wearing black again today!0
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He was too paranoid0
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He wanted both at once0
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He said my identical twin was so much prettier then me!1
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She disappeared on me0
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He screamed louder than I did.0
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Aww... I wouldn't break up with her!1
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Jealousy0
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He had crepe skin 0
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He said I had mustache :-/0
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She wouldn't bleach the stash0
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She waxed my lip, in my sleep.0
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She would beat me in her sleep....broke my nose three times0
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Her nose looked like a Boxer's
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She beat me her boxing gloves0
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Wouldn't spar with me0
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she was always giving verbal jabs0
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He did this thing with a gerbil 0
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haha she was too judgmental!0
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Preferred livestock ..I was the wrong species0
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he said I had mental problems
she didn't have a penis0 -
I never knew which J I was going to be coming home too
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Trollop went home with everyone..half the neighbourhood was pregnant0
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