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^ changed her diapers

^ put up a big fight! was afraid to get in the Ferrari

He calls his Ford Fiesta a Ferrari

Took off his arm floaties for this pic!

is pregnant and doesn't even know it

He's cool.

she doesn't wear tampons. In fact, she just dresses in all read and carries fresh salmon in her purse for the week so that she can have something to blame the wretched smell on...and she's ok with that.

she's bottled the smell and has submitted the flavor to a new chip maker

She's always breaking into my house and stealing lipstick!

She never lies! ;p

Likes to look at those handprints in the mirror

Has never been kissed

Hates wine and only drinks champagne

Only takes baths in champagne