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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    why does my son eat hot dogs for breakfast?
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    why does my son eat hot dogs for breakfast?

    I caught my daughter eating garlic croutons for breakfast yesterday. Her poor teacher....
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    why does my son eat hot dogs for breakfast?

    IIFYM
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    he asked for chicken nuggets. hot dogs cook faster
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Why does my garbage disposal only eat spoons? Every spoon I own is mangled. Every. Single. One.

    Would a Disposal Genie help?
    • Constructed of tough, durable dishwasher safe plastic
    • Prevents silverware and other larger items from slipping into drain
    • Water and food particles flow freely into the garbage disposal
    • Features Microban® antimicrobial protection that fights the growth of odor-causing bacteria, mold and mildew
    • Silicon scraper can be used to clean dishes and push particles into disposal
    • Disposal can run freely with Genie in place
    • Universal design fits all standard disposal openings

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    edited October 2016
    MFP guys going aftah do e-poon

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Where was this modern day miracle 27 spoons ago? I need it.

    You should get some sporks.

  • LuminaStele
    LuminaStele Posts: 85 Member
    edited October 2016
    Nothing like piling the plates on after a hard day :)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • GymRatSF
    GymRatSF Posts: 8,903 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Is that a sperm?

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  • msmarriah
    msmarriah Posts: 4 Member
    Aye. I going to go running. See ye'all in an hour
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    msmarriah wrote: »
    Aye. I going to go running. See ye'all in an hour

    If you have your phone and a good data plan, or you run near a building with wifi, you can take us with you. I'll even log your exercise as mine.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited October 2016

    I've always liked this one.

  • GymRatSF
    GymRatSF Posts: 8,903 Member
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »

    *swoon* ..Please add some bam to my pork chop... :p
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