Finding a girl older than me.

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  • LeGaCyGiAnT91
    LeGaCyGiAnT91 Posts: 405 Member
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    HuZzi01 wrote: »
    ericatoday wrote: »
    What do you consider older? You dont specify these things. 5 years 10, 20, 30 years older?

    well as im 18 so i would prefer the age 47 or under

    My mom looks 30. She's like 51. Want her? LOL

    Pics or stfu
  • HuZzi01
    HuZzi01 Posts: 62 Member
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    HuZzi01 wrote: »
    ericatoday wrote: »
    What do you consider older? You dont specify these things. 5 years 10, 20, 30 years older?

    well as im 18 so i would prefer the age 47 or under

    My mom looks 30. She's like 51. Want her? LOL

    so you're offering me your mommy lol okay
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    HuZzi01 wrote: »
    ericatoday wrote: »
    What do you consider older? You dont specify these things. 5 years 10, 20, 30 years older?

    well as im 18 so i would prefer the age 47 or under

    You said once it was 38, then said you miss typed and meant 48, and now you back stroking to 47...

    Okay dude, what is the age age?
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    Toms River, NJ. That's where you need to go. Lots of retirement communities there.
  • HuZzi01
    HuZzi01 Posts: 62 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    HuZzi01 wrote: »
    ericatoday wrote: »
    What do you consider older? You dont specify these things. 5 years 10, 20, 30 years older?

    well as im 18 so i would prefer the age 47 or under

    You said once it was 38, then said you miss typed and meant 48, and now you back stroking to 47...

    Okay dude, what is the age age?

    UNDER 48 or 48
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    HuZzi01 wrote: »

    UNDER 48 or 48

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  • drbuzzard91
    drbuzzard91 Posts: 1,204 Member
    This is easy as hell. Older women want someone confident no matter the age. However they also want someone with a background to (job and so on). But if you are picking them up at a bar, simple. First go to a bar that is more classy and for the older crowd. Where I live there is a really nice steak house with a huge bar area, they make great lady drinks. Make sure to bring a friend or 2. Scout out the ladies and select.

    Option one: Go up to them and ask them for a favor, "hey do you mind if i cut in to order a drink, bar is a little crowded" or "Do you mind taking a picture of us?" this breaks up the whole "hey your hot can i buy you a drink" thing. This opens up dialogue and then your game and confidence takes effect.

    Option two: Let your confidence shine. Walk up to her and tell her you are buying a drink for her. Dont be cocky be confident.

    This is not fool proof but its a good opener.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    This is easy as hell. Older women want someone confident no matter the age. However they also want someone with a background to (job and so on). But if you are picking them up at a bar, simple. First go to a bar that is more classy and for the older crowd. Where I live there is a really nice steak house with a huge bar area, they make great lady drinks. Make sure to bring a friend or 2. Scout out the ladies and select.

    Option one: Go up to them and ask them for a favor, "hey do you mind if i cut in to order a drink, bar is a little crowded" or "Do you mind taking a picture of us?" this breaks up the whole "hey your hot can i buy you a drink" thing. This opens up dialogue and then your game and confidence takes effect.

    Option two: Let your confidence shine. Walk up to her and tell her you are buying a drink for her. Dont be cocky be confident.

    This is not fool proof but its a good opener.

    If that doesn't work, you can always try peacocking.

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    This is easy as hell. Older women want someone confident no matter the age. However they also want someone with a background to (job and so on). But if you are picking them up at a bar, simple. First go to a bar that is more classy and for the older crowd. Where I live there is a really nice steak house with a huge bar area, they make great lady drinks. Make sure to bring a friend or 2. Scout out the ladies and select.

    Option one: Go up to them and ask them for a favor, "hey do you mind if i cut in to order a drink, bar is a little crowded" or "Do you mind taking a picture of us?" this breaks up the whole "hey your hot can i buy you a drink" thing. This opens up dialogue and then your game and confidence takes effect.

    Option two: Let your confidence shine. Walk up to her and tell her you are buying a drink for her. Dont be cocky be confident.

    This is not fool proof but its a good opener.

    Sounds like you have a lot of practice doing this! ;)
  • drbuzzard91
    drbuzzard91 Posts: 1,204 Member
    This is easy as hell. Older women want someone confident no matter the age. However they also want someone with a background to (job and so on). But if you are picking them up at a bar, simple. First go to a bar that is more classy and for the older crowd. Where I live there is a really nice steak house with a huge bar area, they make great lady drinks. Make sure to bring a friend or 2. Scout out the ladies and select.

    Option one: Go up to them and ask them for a favor, "hey do you mind if i cut in to order a drink, bar is a little crowded" or "Do you mind taking a picture of us?" this breaks up the whole "hey your hot can i buy you a drink" thing. This opens up dialogue and then your game and confidence takes effect.

    Option two: Let your confidence shine. Walk up to her and tell her you are buying a drink for her. Dont be cocky be confident.

    This is not fool proof but its a good opener.

    note to self...go to steakhouse, hang out in bar and drink out of vagina cups, look to take pics of younger men who aren't cocky yet are confident

    whats a vagina cup?
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Are lady drinks the fruity pink ones?

    Speaking as an old lady, I don't speak for us all, but you know we don't have a lot of time left, seeing as we are older. Go for the direct hey you're hot, can I buy you a drink. We have no time to play games...can I reiterate we don't have a lot of time left. We're old!!!!
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    I'll just take the whole bottle please! :D
  • Heartisalonelyhunter
    Heartisalonelyhunter Posts: 786 Member
    edited November 2016
    This is easy as hell. Older women want someone confident no matter the age. However they also want someone with a background to (job and so on). But if you are picking them up at a bar, simple. First go to a bar that is more classy and for the older crowd. Where I live there is a really nice steak house with a huge bar area, they make great lady drinks. Make sure to bring a friend or 2. Scout out the ladies and select.

    Option one: Go up to them and ask them for a favor, "hey do you mind if i cut in to order a drink, bar is a little crowded" or "Do you mind taking a picture of us?" this breaks up the whole "hey your hot can i buy you a drink" thing. This opens up dialogue and then your game and confidence takes effect.

    Option two: Let your confidence shine. Walk up to her and tell her you are buying a drink for her. Dont be cocky be confident.

    This is not fool proof but its a good opener.

    note to self...go to steakhouse, hang out in bar and drink out of vagina cups, look to take pics of younger men who aren't cocky yet are confident

    Vagina cups hahahahaha!
    You win the Internet today
  • OP just single out an older lady then confidently walk up and grab her by the *kitten*.
    That's how things are done now in America....
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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  • fyree39
    fyree39 Posts: 47 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    HuZzi01 wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I just cannot contain my anticipation.

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    Believe me it'll be worth it.

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    Gary Cole. I went to high school with him. He was pals with my big brother.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,047 Member
    edited November 2016
    This is easy as hell. Older women want someone confident no matter the age. However they also want someone with a background to (job and so on). But if you are picking them up at a bar, simple. First go to a bar that is more classy and for the older crowd. Where I live there is a really nice steak house with a huge bar area, they make great lady drinks. Make sure to bring a friend or 2. Scout out the ladies and select.

    Option one: Go up to them and ask them for a favor, "hey do you mind if i cut in to order a drink, bar is a little crowded" or "Do you mind taking a picture of us?" this breaks up the whole "hey your hot can i buy you a drink" thing. This opens up dialogue and then your game and confidence takes effect.

    Option two: Let your confidence shine. Walk up to her and tell her you are buying a drink for her. Dont be cocky be confident.

    This is not fool proof but its a good opener.

    note to self...go to steakhouse, hang out in bar and drink out of vagina cups, look to take pics of younger men who aren't cocky yet are confident

    whats a vagina cup?

    I have no idea. You said "lady drinks". I assumed you meant a drink out of a vagina cup.
    I'll just take the whole bottle please! :D

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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,047 Member
    They appreciate confidence and don't have much time left, apparently. So walk up and offer to "knock the dust off that thing." Tell her you want to pull her blue hair. Be a dear and bring prune juice.

    And lube. When you get over the hill, you enter the desert IYKWIM.
  • Karb_Kween
    Karb_Kween Posts: 2,681 Member
    Lol this thread .... I swear