Random Thought For the Day

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now I'm kind of wondering what the lock ness monster's wang would be like...

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Timshel_ wrote: »

It takes 43 facial muscle to frown but only one to fart.

Wait, you need your face to fart? O.o

cee134 wrote: »

BTW, I use that quote often on court. He was such a great character in tennis.

He might have "Zackly"...

Please follow along in your book as we learn three new words in Turkish:
Bath....
Towel...
Border...

May i see your passport please?

homework sucks

homework with an 8 year old makes me need to drink

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"A human being should be able to
change a diaper
plan an invasion
butcher a hog
conn a ship
design a building
write a sonnet
balance accounts
build a wall
set a bone
comfort the dying
take orders
give order
cooperate
act alone
solve equations
analyze a new problem
pitch manure
program a computer
cook a tasty meal
fight efficiently
die gallantly
Specialization is for insects."

- Robert A. Heinlein, 1907 – 1988

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