How is the MFPer above going to die?

D4LB wrote: »

Drowning in gravy lol

Bahaha ...choked on a sausage

@let_me_clip_dirty_wings He had a hissy fit when he lost a favourite shoe ..cried, screamed, veins bulged on his forehead..then *pop* one gave ..
His love of his runners ulimately killed him

Tragic
@_unsteady_ syphilis

let_me_clip_dirty_wings wrote: »

Trapeze accident while auditioning for the circus...

Sex swing mishap...found him 3 weeks later strapped upside down ..he did die with a smile it's said..
@MegsieFighter food poisoning..off haggis

Tried to pat the pretty fishes ..Great White took his arm off ..died from blood loss

Bought a new mask ..didn't have holes in it..suffocated

Whilst out fishing ..she caught a huge fish ..but it pulled her and rod into the water ..her grip so firm on that rod they pull her up from the bottom and she still had her hands around it ..

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Infection from reusing toilet paper...

Although she always prided herself in washing her hands before eating, it doesn't apply when your consuming certain parts of the human anatomy...
#STDagain

Although she survived a trip through the Bermuda Triangle, she ultimately dies from extreme square dancing..

Sleep deprivation due to Thanksgiving preparations...

Died in a fight with the lady in line in front of her at Walmart because not only did she have too many items in the express line, she was also paying with a check - a check that she left in her car - a car that she locked her keys in...

She died from the guilt of not opening the car door for me knowing that I'm stubborn...

Electric chair ...for murder of one @let_me_clip_dirty_wings