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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Suffocation by cats. She was was an old crazy cat lady.0
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She bled out from the nipples!
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Murdered by a crazy cat lady0
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In a car accident trying to avoid running over a squirrel as it repeatedly moved in and out of the street as if it were its intention...0
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Spontaneous combustion ..0
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A tragic kitchen accident involving a blender and a handful of corn cob holders...0
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Captain Hook0
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Got caught by the hook on his door where he hung his bathrobe0
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Woodchipping accident ..0
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Smothered by her duvet lol1
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Lol^^..
Allergic reaction to new foundation ..rashes and blood poisoning ensued ..0 -
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In that same astronaut sh1t shower..she looked up with wonderment..her mouth wide in awe..yep ..choked on astronaut poop..
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »^^^^ man what a sh!tty death for both of us bahahahaha...looks like we were on someones *kitten* list .. 0
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I am going to suffocate her with kisses.1
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In bed in my arms..heart attack
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Bitten by an alien bug ..it laid its lavae in her skin when it bit her. It then migrated to her brain where it feasted ....no brain..no live..0
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She fell off her bike and wasn't wearing a helmet. Also the bike she was riding happened to be on a tightrope that was over a 1000 ft drop.0
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Smelled my gym sock0
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By being stuck in the past.0
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Crashed her Delorean in an attempt to travel in time back to the future...
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Suffocation from being at the bottom of a hoarders house.0
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