How is the MFPer above going to die?

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NewlifeinNW

Killed by local kingpin for outstanding bingo gambling debts

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NewlifeinNW

Recreated the sledding scene from Christmas Vacation. Didn't account for the rather large Oak tree at the bottom of the hill. Movie didn't show that part.

slimgirljo15

Aww so happy to see you @csbnga..


Heart attack in bed surrounded by 6 playboy bunnies

NewlifeinNW

Lets just say there was a unicycle, three mimes, and a camera crew involved.

slimgirljo15

Was one of the mimes .....who knew poking his tongue out wasn't suggestive but indicated he couldn't breathe

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slimgirljo15

Lethal injection .....

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slimgirljo15

Electrocuted. ..ooops..someone dropped the hairdryer in her tub....zapp

bboyd223

Tragic thunderstorm, lighting accident.

slimgirljo15

Adult toy malfunction

NewlifeinNW

He suffered an unfortunate balloon animal accident. Trapped inside his own creation.

slimgirljo15

Fatal case of a rare and untreatable STI

NewlifeinNW

She grew furious after the 37th dollar she put in to get the damn green and purple pig. Tried to reach up through the hole, got stuck, starved to death.

Nitroalley2

Choked on a blue pill and died of a stiff neck

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newbie3122

Scared by a chihuahua

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Nitroalley2

autoerotica gone right

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Nitroalley2

Lol! Infection from some unsanitary things in unmentionable places

slimgirljo15

Viagra OD

D4LB

Falling from. A tree looking in people's windows

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slimgirljo15

Stoned to death by an angry mob

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NewlifeinNW

Thought it was funny to be headbanging at a One Direction concert. Snapped her neck.

slimgirljo15

Penile enlargement surgery gone wrong