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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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whiskey5jda2008 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Alcohol poisoning..
My handle is actually a phonetic play on the letters in my ham radio call sign W5JDA. LOL
I figured as much..but Im supposed to come up with interesting ways to kill you ..
Untreated STI
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CKD or ALD0
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Choked on a sausage0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Choked on a sausage
You promised not to mention that, it was a one time webcam thing. I told you I was flexible enough0 -
MrStabbems wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Choked on a sausage
You promised not to mention that, it was a one time webcam thing. I told you I was flexible enough
Choked on a nut....it belonged to a monkey at the zoo..0 -
STD0
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Sex swing accident ..got caught in it ..they found him 3 weeks later..strangled by a strap0
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I did it ....0
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her post count finally hit too high a number and the computer blew up in her face0
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Gerbil suffocated and rotted ..0
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Soccerball to the head ..knocked her over ..she died where she lived..at soccer 0
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old age
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He didnt..just kinda rotted ..zombie fashion ..0
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ate herself to death, chocolate and horse meat0
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He just disappeared ....word was baggins or Mary got him ..0
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She got her big toe lodged in the heater vent during a cold spell. Try as she might, she couldn't remove it. Slowly, very slowly, she roasted to death.0
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I don't know how but he accidentally drank fuel injector cleaner.0
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Tripped on a fallen wine bottle0
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When shes 103 years old she attempts to Lift her Great Great Grandson, unfortunately he weighs 303 lbs and she breaks in 103 pieces!0
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anal prolapse0
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Gender reassignment surgery gone wrong ..0
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she ate the green part of a potato0
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He choked on a sausage0
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