How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He was kidnapped and tortured by a bikie gang..used as a play toy..then left broken and bleeding out in the forest..a pack of wolves were drawn by the smell of blood..all that was left were his feet with his runners still on them ..apparently the woves won't eat stuff that stinky
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
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    Not wanting to be from "the wrong side of the tracks", she remained on the tracks until the train arrived. Ultimately, she ended up on BOTH sides of the tracks...
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
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    After binge-listening to The Doors, she decided to break on through to the other side. Unfortunately for her, the other side consisted of killer bees...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Syphilis ..
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    Tried to do a wreckingball video like Miley Cyrus' and landed on a moving piano which then flew into the beach
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited November 2016
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    Had her wings ripped off by a vicious troll ..died from blood loss
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
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    Lack of Oxygen inside the jar on my night table (I should've poked some holes in the lid!)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Lethal injection...for murder ..7 mfpers mysteriously disappeared ..they met with foul play at his hands
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Lethal injection...for murder ..7 mfpers mysteriously disappeared ..they met with foul play at his hands

    It's the hat, isn't it...
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
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    A fatal dose of Pepto Bismol
  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
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    He was speared by his own Unicorn. Even his abs couldn't save him.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    Diarrhea dehydration
  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
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    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    Diarrhea dehydration

    That's horrendous.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Drowned ..swimming after imbibing a couple of bottles
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
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    Of sadness because her favorite boy band Menudo won't do a reunion tour...
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    Archer777 wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    Diarrhea dehydration

    That's horrendous.

    Lol... that was actually meant to follow the Pepto Bismol comment...lag sux

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