We broke up because...
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I was bored0
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He was a bore0
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She always talked about flowers or shoes, i got so bored i used to have to hum movie theme tunes to keep myself from going mad.0
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he hummed too much!1
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She criticized my Musical talents0
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Her voice was a screetch ..0
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She never gets outta bed lol0
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Made me get up at 4:00 am every single day!0
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She didn't like the early morning sexy time0
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What??? He didn't know me at all!!!
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She gave me the hand and said "YOU DONT KNOW ME" like 8 times a day, so annoying!0
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He wouldn't stop watching Rick & Morty1
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Always comparing me to Rick (or was it Morty?) who the Hellz are they??!!0
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She kept drinking my bourbon , then refilling the bottle with apple juice.0
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Nope never happened. 0
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She was in denial0
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Didn't practice safe sex
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Didn't practice sex at all
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Practiced sex. Just not with me
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I found his striped sweater and finger blades in a locked chest under bed0
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He was watching too many pornos of Dan Steel0
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Huge One Direction fan0
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He didn't like my choice in music0
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She plastered posters of Harry Styles all over our bedroom ceiling0
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I left her for Jo and her Harry Styles posters
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We never broke up ..lies spread by jealous people 0
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She likes to spread jelly on people....too sticky.0
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She can't read porperley
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Always expected me to read everything for him!0
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