We broke up because...

NewlifeinNW · December 2016

She didn't like the early morning sexy time

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 2016

What??? He didn't know me at all!!!

NewlifeinNW · December 2016

She gave me the hand and said "YOU DONT KNOW ME" like 8 times a day, so annoying!

mila_lova · December 2016

He wouldn't stop watching Rick & Morty

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 2016

Always comparing me to Rick (or was it Morty?) who the Hellz are they??!!

NewlifeinNW · December 2016

She kept drinking my bourbon , then refilling the bottle with apple juice.

Just_J_Now · December 2016

Nope never happened.

cooperjeff488 · December 2016

She was in denial

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 2016

Didn't practice safe sex

NewlifeinNW · December 2016

Didn't practice sex at all

JustMissTracy · December 2016

Practiced sex. Just not with me

Meticulous_Nails · December 2016

I found his striped sweater and finger blades in a locked chest under bed

cmDaffy · December 2016

He was watching too many pornos of Dan Steel

NewlifeinNW · December 2016

Huge One Direction fan

slimgirljo15 · December 2016

He didn't like my choice in music

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 2016

She plastered posters of Harry Styles all over our bedroom ceiling

jenmar222 · December 2016

I left her for Jo and her Harry Styles posters

(no shame)

slimgirljo15 · December 2016

We never broke up ..lies spread by jealous people

Just_J_Now · December 2016

She likes to spread jelly on people....too sticky.

dfc4 · December 2016

She can't read porperley

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