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He cheated!! WITH SOMEONE OLDER!!!0
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I was too old for her...
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I was too old for him. Raptors are millions of years too old0
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Her sickle claws dug in my back at night0
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He was too fragile in bed0
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She was always jealous of my t-rex friend0
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I couldn't control my laughter after he called his "little" friend T-Rex!
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She hated meat eaters!0
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his idea of meat was bologna0
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His bologna had a first name, and it wasn't me!0
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he was slipping out after I fell asleep0
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He built up a resistance to the sleeping pills I fed him. It was time to go.0
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I suppose the ole gay thing did not work out haha0
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He called people Old and Gay!0
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She didn't like the nicknames I came up with0
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He called me Pookie-nuggins.......0
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Because he was too good in bed0
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roamingtiger wrote: »Because he was too good in bed
Wait...thats a problem?
She kept lying to me to let me down easy
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His Ex lied!
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She always stayed up longer than everyone else talking to herself!
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Paranoid delusional0
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Drugged me so I would think I was going crazy0
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wore his funny slippers everywhere!0
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He was known 'round town, and from what I heard, it definitely was NOT GOOD!!!
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Is just as famous! 0
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He came home wearing women's underwear and a bra! 0
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She came home with a sex change operation0
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