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benmullins4 wrote: »benmullins4 wrote: »Ladies, please
Disclaimer: I don't ever remember important dates. I'm not above hitting on your mother during visits. Though I'm in my 30's, I act like I'm 12 but tired like I'm 70. I've got really bad ocd.
However, I do cook and I never pee on the toilet seat (when sober)
Well I don't have a mother, so if I come home with a milf, it's bc I have other intentions
I'm just playing....
I CHOOSE JEN!!!!
Now get over to our island ...or the room we're locked in...or wherever we're handcuffed....so many weird *kitten* options to choose from1 -
benmullins4 wrote: »I'm just curious if there are three other benmullins who have yet to poke their heads out yet. And if so... can I be locked in a room for 24 hours or stuck on an island with the three of them?
There's a post somewhere for that. If you want to talk about being stranded on an island that is
That was the joke obvi
Hahaha I totally know it was!
@LiftingLady5 as long as you remember me haha0 -
benmullins4 wrote: »Ladies, please
Disclaimer: I don't ever remember important dates. I'm not above hitting on your mother during visits. Though I'm in my 30's, I act like I'm 12 but tired like I'm 70. I've got really bad ocd.
However, I do cook and I never pee on the toilet seat (when sober)
Well I don't have a mother, so if I come home with a milf, it's bc I have other intentions
I'm just playing....
Puts hand up ..I'll fill in for the milf
You were soooo not playing2 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »benmullins4 wrote: »Ladies, please
Disclaimer: I don't ever remember important dates. I'm not above hitting on your mother during visits. Though I'm in my 30's, I act like I'm 12 but tired like I'm 70. I've got really bad ocd.
However, I do cook and I never pee on the toilet seat (when sober)
Well I don't have a mother, so if I come home with a milf, it's bc I have other intentions
I'm just playing....
Puts hand up ..I'll fill in for the milf
You were soooo not playing
I don't think she was.0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »You were soooo not playing
Sssshhh Jo! Don't tell my secrets1 -
Hello0
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I think @benmullins4 is the hot commodity. I'll join the crowd3
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BoryBreezy5 wrote: »I think @benmullins4 is the hot commodity. I'll join the crowd
Great choice Breezy!2 -
Free2LiveAgain wrote: »BoryBreezy5 wrote: »I think @benmullins4 is the hot commodity. I'll join the crowd
Great choice Breezy!
Lol. I don't know him. I'll be your wing woman.1 -
BoryBreezy5 wrote: »Free2LiveAgain wrote: »BoryBreezy5 wrote: »I think @benmullins4 is the hot commodity. I'll join the crowd
Great choice Breezy!
Lol. I don't know him. I'll be your wing woman.
Sounds good. just follow my lead2 -
Looks like i need a new crush lol2
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Liftheavylovehard wrote: »Looks like i need a new crush lol
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I've been looking for @benmullins4 everywhere and he's not around..
Ohh @jenmar22 what have you done with him2 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »I've been looking for @benmullins4 everywhere and he's not around..
Ohh @jenmar22 what have you done with him
She took him away with you as the Milf remember2 -
Free2LiveAgain wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »I've been looking for @benmullins4 everywhere and he's not around..
Ohh @jenmar22 what have you done with him
She took him away with you as the Milf remember
Shhh I was hoping everyone had forgotten that ..Im pinning his disappearance on Jen ..don't tell anyone but they are in my basement playroom right now ....handcuffed .3 -
I didn't choose this life, this life chose me
On a serious note, I appreciate the love friends!!!2 -
benmullins4 wrote: »I didn't choose this life, this life chose me
On a serious note, I appreciate the love friends!!!
Damn ..who let you out of the basement ....sheesh ..put some clothes on when you come up here2 -
I need a new crush. A Christmas crush of sorts.0
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benmullins4 wrote: »I didn't choose this life, this life chose me
On a serious note, I appreciate the love friends!!!
uh huh. You know what you do to the ladies!!!2
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