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Latin dance teacher

Specialises in liposuction

Shes a stand in for mother birds. For a nominal fee she will chew your baby pet birds food up and mouth feed each chick.

Decor store merchandiser. They are currently overstocked on pillows so she takes pictures with strategically placed pillow adverts and posts them as subliminal hints.

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Teaches people to chew with their mouth closed

Takes my class even though he's graduated 164 times

Half party planner, half mathematician. She has calculated the precise angles to hang each streamer. Its quite impressive and symmetrical.

Shes my manager, directing me where to squirt

People pay her to organize their DVD collections. Most people want them on the shelf alphabetically, or by genre, but lately shes taken to organizing them by career percentage of screen-time nudity of the male actors.

She started her own company called "Christmas Distress". She sets up Christmas scenes in a room and people pay her to come in and destroy them using various implements. Currently her top rooms are "Mother in Law", "Elf punting" and "Take this fruitcake and shove it".

I think she writes greeting cards for those occasions when you want to really tell them what you think of them

Gymnastics Coach

Cleans biffy's