Worst pick up lines
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FitnessGirl11mfp
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What is the worst pick up line you've ever heard or used lol?
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Guy in a nightclub on the Gold Coast: "Hey baby, how 'bout you wrap your legs around my head, and I'll wear you like a feed-bag"3
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I hope your day is as nice as your butt.2
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I can honestly say I've never used a pick up line, I'm also terrible at flirting, there might be a correlation lol.2
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Me: you remind me of Madussa
Her: Is that so?
Me: Yeah, whenever I look into your eyes, I turn rock hard3 -
Him: do you like flat noses
Me: * acts baffled and has weird look on face*
Him: you should, we can get in deeper with our tongues.0 -
Him: You remind me of my mother.
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A woman: Switch teams babe...our sports don't use a bat and balls.
A man: How do you sign "Let's *kitten*?"
(I was a sign language interpreter at a conference at the time and he was whispering to me during the meeting. What he didnt know was we sign EVERYTHING we hear -thats the rules- so the table of deaf people went full on offended, stopped the meeting to complain and demand an apology. It was PRICLESS)4 -
Q: "You know what would look good on your ears?
A: Your ankles!0 -
Him: Do you like this shirt? It's my only nice one.1
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FitnessGirl11mfp wrote: »What is the worst pick up line you've ever heard or used lol?
One of my best friends is like the king of terrible pick up lines. He just had a bunch of holiday ones and I was dying.
"The Grinch's heart isn't the only thing that can grow three times it's size"
"I want an angel by the tree and a ho-ho-ho in the sheets"2 -
GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »wanna mfp date and post selfies of ourselves all over the forum?
But it's real!!!!! Why must you hate?0 -
Call me pirate, cause I'm about to plunder that booty.3
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I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good0
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »Pickup attempts happen online nowadays:
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
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All bad pick up lines start with "Hey baby". Me and a friend would try to come up with the worst ones we could think of.0
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