Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited December 2016
    My second in command ;)
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    head of secret service....
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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    she specializes in decorate phallic cookies
  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
    She's a Wholesale Buyer for Phallic Cookies, but strangely not a retailer.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    phallic cookie taster
  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
    Flavour Specialist tasked with discovering new flavours for the expanding line of Phallic Cookies
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Flavour namer of these new flavours I develop
    (points for spelling flavour correctly too)
  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
    Regional In Store Placement Director in charge of travelling to various stores and outlets to set up displays and offer free samples of her Phallic Cookie line. Her current best seller is the King Kong Banana Dong.
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  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
    She's an advertising model for Phallic Cookie Co. commercials, billboards and magazine ads.
  • amzblitz
    amzblitz Posts: 310 Member
    Hunter
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  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
    Runs a lunch truck parked across from the local factory selling sandwiches made only of the tiny sausage, cheese and crackers from Snack Packs
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    He wears point shoes and a pointy hat, cobbles shoes and makes presents, however hes not an elf. Just a guy who enjoys those things.
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Shes quality control for the adult toys for men. She insists on seeing them in action first hand
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    edited December 2016
    She has invented a spanking machine using a belt sander and mannequin hands. Currently working on her marketing scheme.
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  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    modifies the self tucker software to "fit her demands"
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    ps...now i'm freaking curious what the hell are Phallic Cookies are???
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  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    creator of new categories on adult sites. "Phallic Cookie POV"
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    edited December 2016
    ahaaaa....didn't know those had an actual name

    now my comment above is a bit disturbing...... lol
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Elf. in charge of making sure the Ken dolls look like Ken dolls
    if you know what I mean ;);)
  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
    You could be forgiven for not realizing, but in truth, Ken Dolls do come anatomically correct. She has taken it upon herself to castrate them all as soon as they leave the factory. It's more of a volunteer position.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Reapplicator of the Ken genitals.

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