Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

She runs a Matchmaking business for adults who like to play with Barbies

She sings carols and spreads Christmas cheer at the local truck stop while standing outside the men's room handing out moist towelettes.

Which means she gives the actual hand job because even though my offering plants the idea in their head, nobody is going to look at me and get excited. I stand to the side and offer her the moist towelette afterwards. I do still whistle tunes though, just to create a pleasing atmosphere.

history teacher

Perfume sampler at the mall. She squirts the ladies in the eye "by accident" when they piss her off

tree frog counsellor

He's a fact checker. Points out errors and inconsistencies.

advises people on proper tucking technique

helicopter rotor spinner

Pillow fluffer

head mistress

Freelance continental breakfast inspector. travels around to hotels to assess their "continental" breakfast and whether it truly qualifies as such

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She's a family planning consultant for rabbits

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