Worst pick up lines

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FitnessGirl11mfp
FitnessGirl11mfp Posts: 232 Member
edited December 2016 in Chit-Chat
What is the worst pick up line you've ever heard or used lol?
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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    Guy in a nightclub on the Gold Coast: "Hey baby, how 'bout you wrap your legs around my head, and I'll wear you like a feed-bag"
  • newbie3122
    newbie3122 Posts: 480 Member
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    I hope your day is as nice as your butt.
  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
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    I can honestly say I've never used a pick up line, I'm also terrible at flirting, there might be a correlation lol.
  • Savage__AF
    Savage__AF Posts: 96 Member
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    Me: you remind me of Madussa
    Her: Is that so?
    Me: Yeah, whenever I look into your eyes, I turn rock hard
  • Taylor076097
    Taylor076097 Posts: 265 Member
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    Him: do you like flat noses
    Me: * acts baffled and has weird look on face*
    Him: you should, we can get in deeper with our tongues.
  • Lounmoun
    Lounmoun Posts: 8,426 Member
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    Him: You remind me of my mother.


  • Lucy1752
    Lucy1752 Posts: 499 Member
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    A woman: Switch teams babe...our sports don't use a bat and balls.

    A man: How do you sign "Let's *kitten*?"
    (I was a sign language interpreter at a conference at the time and he was whispering to me during the meeting. What he didnt know was we sign EVERYTHING we hear -thats the rules- so the table of deaf people went full on offended, stopped the meeting to complain and demand an apology. It was PRICLESS)
  • lakronk
    lakronk Posts: 5 Member
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    Q: "You know what would look good on your ears?
    A: Your ankles!
  • benevempress
    benevempress Posts: 136 Member
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    Him: Do you like this shirt? It's my only nice one.
  • peaceout_aly
    peaceout_aly Posts: 2,018 Member
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    FitnessGirl11mfp wrote: »
    What is the worst pick up line you've ever heard or used lol?

    One of my best friends is like the king of terrible pick up lines. He just had a bunch of holiday ones and I was dying.

    "The Grinch's heart isn't the only thing that can grow three times it's size"
    "I want an angel by the tree and a ho-ho-ho in the sheets"
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    wanna mfp date and post selfies of ourselves all over the forum?

    But it's real!!!!! Why must you hate?
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    Call me pirate, cause I'm about to plunder that booty.
  • LeshWeshy
    LeshWeshy Posts: 5 Member
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    I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good
  • LeshWeshy
    LeshWeshy Posts: 5 Member
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    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    Pickup attempts happen online nowadays:
    So more like:
    Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?


  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    All bad pick up lines start with "Hey baby". Me and a friend would try to come up with the worst ones we could think of.

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