Worst pick up lines

FitnessGirl11mfp
FitnessGirl11mfp Posts: 232 Member
edited November 14 in Chit-Chat
What is the worst pick up line you've ever heard or used lol?
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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,342 Member
    Guy in a nightclub on the Gold Coast: "Hey baby, how 'bout you wrap your legs around my head, and I'll wear you like a feed-bag"
  • newbie3122
    newbie3122 Posts: 480 Member
    I hope your day is as nice as your butt.
  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
    I can honestly say I've never used a pick up line, I'm also terrible at flirting, there might be a correlation lol.
  • Savage__AF
    Savage__AF Posts: 96 Member
    Me: you remind me of Madussa
    Her: Is that so?
    Me: Yeah, whenever I look into your eyes, I turn rock hard
  • Taylor076097
    Taylor076097 Posts: 265 Member
    Him: do you like flat noses
    Me: * acts baffled and has weird look on face*
    Him: you should, we can get in deeper with our tongues.
  • Lounmoun
    Lounmoun Posts: 8,423 Member
    Him: You remind me of my mother.


  • Lucy1752
    Lucy1752 Posts: 499 Member
    A woman: Switch teams babe...our sports don't use a bat and balls.

    A man: How do you sign "Let's *kitten*?"
    (I was a sign language interpreter at a conference at the time and he was whispering to me during the meeting. What he didnt know was we sign EVERYTHING we hear -thats the rules- so the table of deaf people went full on offended, stopped the meeting to complain and demand an apology. It was PRICLESS)
  • lakronk
    lakronk Posts: 5 Member
    Q: "You know what would look good on your ears?
    A: Your ankles!
  • benevempress
    benevempress Posts: 136 Member
    Him: Do you like this shirt? It's my only nice one.
  • peaceout_aly
    peaceout_aly Posts: 2,018 Member
    FitnessGirl11mfp wrote: »
    What is the worst pick up line you've ever heard or used lol?

    One of my best friends is like the king of terrible pick up lines. He just had a bunch of holiday ones and I was dying.

    "The Grinch's heart isn't the only thing that can grow three times it's size"
    "I want an angel by the tree and a ho-ho-ho in the sheets"
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    wanna mfp date and post selfies of ourselves all over the forum?

    But it's real!!!!! Why must you hate?
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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Call me pirate, cause I'm about to plunder that booty.
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  • LeshWeshy
    LeshWeshy Posts: 5 Member
    I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good
  • LeshWeshy
    LeshWeshy Posts: 5 Member
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    Pickup attempts happen online nowadays:
    So more like:
    Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?


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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    All bad pick up lines start with "Hey baby". Me and a friend would try to come up with the worst ones we could think of.
  • quirozj1976
    quirozj1976 Posts: 206 Member
    Hey what's up, sooo you gonna give me them digits. That's a classic worst pick up line
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    _unsteady_ wrote: »
    right girl, right place, wrong time..

    .... if you only knew
  • Southern_Fit_Guy
    Southern_Fit_Guy Posts: 122 Member
    Hey, wanna get a pizza and f@*k.
    Her- um, no!
    What's the matter? Don't like pizza?
  • G085H173
    G085H173 Posts: 516 Member
    I once told a girl that I couldn't afford her. Before she kicked me in the pebbles, I said, "I meant that I think you should have the best things in life that money can buy."
    She fell for it!!
    Think she was not the brightest
    Probably poor eyesight too
  • TrailRunn3r82
    TrailRunn3r82 Posts: 126 Member
    "Wow. You look gorgeous. You should buy me a drink."

    It works; depending on the situation and content spoken afterwards.
  • TrailRunn3r82
    TrailRunn3r82 Posts: 126 Member
    edited December 2016
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    she wrote her name with a heart below in the bill.

    Lucky. I always get a 7 digit number written on my tab. I think it's some sort of raffle. I have never won though :disappointed:
  • KyleGrace8
    KyleGrace8 Posts: 2,205 Member
    _unsteady_ wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    My wife and I went to Chip's pancake once.... we go there many times and the waitress came on to me like crazy that it made me uncomfortable and would even touch my shoulder while refilling coffee.... and as the last shot she wrote her name with a heart below in the bill.

    Poor cutaway :'(

    She wanted a good tip

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  • arachelm5
    arachelm5 Posts: 14 Member
    I have to admit I've never heard any of these pick up lines! But personally I would probably have punched then in the eye or something or told them off.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I was told by someone who sidled up "I'm in sales I have lots of free time during the day"
  • UltraTacks
    UltraTacks Posts: 230 Member
    My buddy's favorite.....You are like a championship bass I don't know if I should eat you or mount you
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