Why did you Arrest the person above?

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  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    edited January 2017
    Dwarf tossing. How could she show so little respect! It's a matter of human rights and pride to fight for this to end..

    We all know how disrespectful dwarf tossing is, it's supposed to be called little person tossing!
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    Drunk and disorderly conduct . A night in the bridewell for her .
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Stealing garden gnomes
  • Theo166
    Theo166 Posts: 2,564 Member
    edited January 2017
    She offered to "digitally manipulate my coccyx"
    Had to let her go though, when she made me look it up.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lol...^^

    Stole my underwear ..tbh I think he thought they were a hanky cause he had them up to his face
  • slinkybinkydog
    slinkybinkydog Posts: 38,959 Member
    Running around with no underwear! Oops sorry didn't realize he stole them! :o
  • kaialexander17
    kaialexander17 Posts: 134 Member
    She offered me a blunt but didn't have any sangria, so I got mad and arrested her :D
  • Theo166
    Theo166 Posts: 2,564 Member
    She gave me a pot brownie, which blew me over my meal plan,
    then the subsequent munchies had me in the Jack in the Box drive through before I could blink twice, 3k cal when I finally logged it all. She's pure evil.
  • kaialexander17
    kaialexander17 Posts: 134 Member
    Theo166 wrote: »
    She gave me a pot brownie, which blew me over my meal plan,
    then the subsequent munchies had me in the Jack in the Box drive through before I could blink twice, 3k cal when I finally logged it all. She's pure evil.

    Lmfaoo yours was hilarious!


    He roofied my sangria, which is why i got pure evil, and he also destroyed all of my dbz tapes cause I blew his meal plan, so I arrested his *kitten* and wouldn't allow him the one phone call :D
  • _Figgzie_
    _Figgzie_ Posts: 3,506 Member
    felony possession of a smirk
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    For having that "I'm up to something and it ain't good" look on his face! ;)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Performing electrical work not up to code
  • Theo166
    Theo166 Posts: 2,564 Member
    Selling pierced kittens
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Causing a hit and run pregnancy :D
  • Theo166
    Theo166 Posts: 2,564 Member
    Having sex with street signs
    (yes, it has happened)
    a350_signs.jpg
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    He kept looking at people having sex...
  • TonyBurnitt
    TonyBurnitt Posts: 501 Member
    Pinching all the odd socks out of a lost and found bin at the local gym
  • Theo166
    Theo166 Posts: 2,564 Member
    eating SpaghettiOs while driving
  • TonyBurnitt
    TonyBurnitt Posts: 501 Member
    epr3996 wrote: »
    I witnessed them change lanes without using their signal! He had to be taught a lesson!
    Must be a BMW driver :D
  • x0lcbaby0x
    x0lcbaby0x Posts: 1,077 Member
    Streaking lol

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