We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She was offering free massages to our Handyman Chad!0
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In her fantasies, I always had to be a repairman. I wanted to be a pizza delivery guy!0
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He kept delivering pizzas even though I said no more!!0
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I was jealous of all attention she was getting!0
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Looks can be deceiving I am 320
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She put fire ants in my pants. That's just cruel.0
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She had fire ants in her pants0
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He couldn't keep up and was always panting0
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He got upset that he couldn't keep up with me!0
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I couldn't just could keep her satisfied0
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Took it personal when I sang Rolling Stones songs0
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She tried to argue that Wild Horses was a better song than Honkey Tonk Woman0
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She wanted to send me to hell0
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She was so reserved that she said "H..E..double hockey sticks" everytime she went to say hell.0
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Told me that I was a Heathen just because I said Hell....ooooo!0
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She was a heathen that claimed smooth peanut butter was better than crunchy. Yes, lets have some PEANUT butter without, you know....peanuts0
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He obviously knew nothing about me if he thinks I would choose smooth over crunchy!0
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Didn't like all the flowers I sent Day after day
With chocolate and wine every other day0 -
Caughty sending flowers to another woman0
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Caught sending naughty selfies to the man who works on KFC0
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Used the grease from the bottom of our KFC bucket to slick back his hair0
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never took me to KFC with him . Always took the guy above him0
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Wouldn't share her Jamesons with me0
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He was always trying to hit on my Boyfriend James' son!0
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She wouldn't let us have a threesome with her BF James0
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She stole my last boyfriend with her kinkiness!0
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She wouldn't get kinky with me0
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She wanted to get kinky in public0
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