People who make noises while eating should be locked up far away from civilized society.
I'm lookin at you: lip smackers, mouth-open eaters, unnecessary slurping -- Eating shouldn't sound like a sprint through the swamp. SCHPLORP SCHMRRLK SPLRP SPLRP POP POP SCHMLOOORK.
Attacking the plate with knife and fork like you're trying to slay a dragon.
People that moan while they eat (Seriously, wtf?) Oh, and people that crunch loudly, you people could make a gummy bear sound like a horse stepping on a walnut.
Attacking the plate with knife and fork like you're trying to slay a dragon.
People that moan while they eat (Seriously, wtf?) Oh, and people that crunch loudly, you people could make a gummy bear sound like a horse stepping on a walnut.
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... or murderers0
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Motorsheen wrote: »... or murderers
Locked up with murderers? Seems extreme. Maybe if they chew with their mouths open.0 -
true though this I my biggest pet peeve!!! like please people chew with your mouth closed!3
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »People with more than 50K in debt should be locked away from civilized society because they spend too much.
so, anyone that buys a house.5 -
Cutaway_Collar wrote: »I don't fret about other people's eating habits. Eating is personal and it's stupid to make a big deal about it.
I attend black and even white tie events regularly. The richest of folks have the weirdest of habits. Not everyone is raised in Buckingham palace.
I prefer loud eaters. They are friendly and down to earth.
Sure, like belching or flatulence.0 -
I'm lookin at you: lip smackers, mouth-open eaters, unnecessary slurping -- Eating shouldn't sound like a sprint through the swamp. SCHPLORP SCHMRRLK SPLRP SPLRP POP POP SCHMLOOORK.
Attacking the plate with knife and fork like you're trying to slay a dragon.
People that moan while they eat (Seriously, wtf?) Oh, and people that crunch loudly, you people could make a gummy bear sound like a horse stepping on a walnut.
I thought I was the only one.....
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I'm lookin at you: lip smackers, mouth-open eaters, unnecessary slurping -- Eating shouldn't sound like a sprint through the swamp. SCHPLORP SCHMRRLK SPLRP SPLRP POP POP SCHMLOOORK.
Attacking the plate with knife and fork like you're trying to slay a dragon.
People that moan while they eat (Seriously, wtf?) Oh, and people that crunch loudly, you people could make a gummy bear sound like a horse stepping on a walnut.
I thought I was the only one.....
Right? what's with all these noisy, gross people?2 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »I make it a point to chew my gum as loud as possible. It tastes better that way. But I'm a silent eater.
Ya know? I was getting to like you and your sense of humor, but THIS revises everything! (Not that my opinion of you or anything else matters to you or anyone else here...!!) I cannot STAND people who snap and pop their gum...it makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up! These are the people who should just simply be removed from the planet...along with stupid yappy dogs* and other assorted riff-raff...
;-)
*especially stupid yappy dogs who make disgusting noises when they eat.3 -
That bad huh? Move out or ask them to move out, also start eating by yourself, maybe in your car if you have to..
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Heres a msg from my dogs...vikinglander wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »I make it a point to chew my gum as loud as possible. It tastes better that way. But I'm a silent eater.
Ya know? I was getting to like you and your sense of humor, but THIS revises everything! (Not that my opinion of you or anything else matters to you or anyone else here...!!) I cannot STAND people who snap and pop their gum...it makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up! These are the people who should just simply be removed from the planet...along with stupid yappy dogs* and other assorted riff-raff...
;-)
*especially stupid yappy dogs who make disgusting noises when they eat.
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Mouth breathers... If I can hear you breathing..... You need to reevaluate some life choices.3
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People who can't exist in society with minor irritations should probably just go home.1
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@lizaking
"Monday, Monday"
Monday, Monday, so good to me;
Monday morning, it was all I hoped it would be.
Oh, Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee
That Monday evening you would still be here with me.
Monday, Monday, can't trust that day;
Monday, Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way.
Oh, Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be.
Oh, Monday, Monday, how could you leave and not take me?
Every other day, every other day
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah.
But whenever Monday comes - but whenever Monday comes
You can find me crying all of the time.
Monday, Monday, so good to me;
Monday morning, it was all I hoped it would be.
But Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee
That Monday evening you would still be here with me.
Every other day, every other day
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah.
But whenever Monday comes - but whenever Monday comes
You can find me crying all of the time.
Monday, Monday, can't trust that day;
Monday, Monday, it just turns out that way.
Oh, Monday, Monday, won't go away;
Monday, Monday, it's here to stay.
Oh Monday, Monday
Oh Monday, Monday0 -
true though this I my biggest pet peeve!!! like please people chew with your mouth closed!
Make as much noise as you want, but please keep your dang mouth closed! When we go out to eat with my FIL I have to wait until he is seated to make sure he's not across from me. I just can't deal with it.3 -
I'm lookin at you: lip smackers, mouth-open eaters, unnecessary slurping -- Eating shouldn't sound like a sprint through the swamp. SCHPLORP SCHMRRLK SPLRP SPLRP POP POP SCHMLOOORK.
Attacking the plate with knife and fork like you're trying to slay a dragon.
People that moan while they eat (Seriously, wtf?) Oh, and people that crunch loudly, you people could make a gummy bear sound like a horse stepping on a walnut.
Me too! My husband had to warn me about the noisy eaters in his office when I went to work there so I would know who (not) to sit near ...0 -
I don't necessarily take issue with how people eat, but I hate when people "hahhhh" after every sip of coffee.
And mouth breathers.
That is all.
For now.1 -
Excuse my manners
Thank you for showing me the light... 0 -
Loud eaters don't normally bother me but the girl who sits in the cubicle next to mine eats so loud it is crazy - I don't know how it is possible.0
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I'm not gonna read this but here here I agree. And people who stick their fingers in buckets of popcorn at the movies and wriggle them around for ten minutes before grabbing a handful and pulling their hand out should be executed immediately.
OMG, my husband does this and it drives me crazy! He also rattles the ice in his drink when he picks it up to take a sip. On his behalf, I apologize to all movie-goers who have to sit near us.1 -
I was trying to think of eating related habits that bugged me. I wouldn't drop anyone on a deserted island over them but they are annoying habits.
Loud soup or noodle slurping
Talking with food in their mouth- harder to understand and it is kind of gross
Taking giant bites of food or stuffing something whole into their mouth
Taking tiny nibbles or picking apart their food
Letting food get cold because they talk to much or are absorbed in a device
Asking someone a question when they have just put food in their mouth
The sound of wet chewing
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