We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He didn't know his left side from his right!0
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She practices a rain dance ritual 30 minutes before bed0
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Wouldn't participate in nature appreciation rituals as a way to earn organic vegan dinners0
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Tried to kill me with her diet0
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Kept stealing all the pizza0
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Every time I yawned He thought it was hilarious to stick his finger in my mouth0
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Was always buying bananas and never cherries0
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Always licked her plate after eating
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He was wasteful!0
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She whinged about my wastefulness0
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I didn't kiss good enough1
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She wouldn't know a good kiss if it bit her on that tongue!
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She handed out her business cards at my father's funeral...0
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He would always blow out my birthday candles before I had a chance to0
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She always wanted to celebrate her birthday on the day she was conceived rather than the day she was born...0
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Didn't think my creation was important!0
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Was overwhelmed with my addiction to watching endless episodes of House...0
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Decided to emulate his Hero and became an Alcoholic0
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Didn't let me have alcohol since her last had issues0
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Kept emptying her water bottles and refilling with Vodka0
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She would never refrigerate after opening...0
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Expected me to keep every last scrape of the bottom of the jar.0
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Threw away the jar!
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He liked to eat bugs and I wasn't down with that.0
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She only ever replied with cat sounds or hisses.0
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Didn't like my Kitten.
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I loved her kitten too much0
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