Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,608 Member
    I survived Monday
    But then, the next thing I knew
    Along came Tuesday
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    KourageousKarina wrote: »
    Don't know what this is about..
    If I saw a man cutting up some wood with the body the OP has. ...
    I'd want his wood.

    :D:p

    Haiku is a poem.
    Seventeen syllables all.
    Five, seven, then five.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,608 Member
    Hey, wait a minute...
    Is it not Wednesday? Hump Day??
    Happy Hump Day, friends!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,608 Member
    So many meetings!
    So many emails to read!!
    Is it Friday-eve??
  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    Why are some so rude?
    Do they not know I am, too
    a person, like them?
  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    edited January 2017
    Blood is thicker than...
    Perhaps because family
    sheds so much of it.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,608 Member
    Such a busy week
    Barely time to stop and breathe
    Finally Friday...
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Today is the end.
    Nothing but darkness ahead.
    Spain, I hear your call.
  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
    One, two, three, four, five,
    Once, I caught a fish alive,
    Six, seven, eight, nine...

    (Thanks kids, for embedding this song in my head)
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,608 Member
    Archer777 wrote: »
    One, two, three, four, five,
    Once, I caught a fish alive,
    Six, seven, eight, nine...

    (Thanks kids, for embedding this song in my head)

    Wait... I know this... TEN
    Then I let him go again
    Classic childhood song!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,608 Member
    Time to go to gym
    Going to work out again
    Heavy sweaty fun
  • vegmebuff
    vegmebuff Posts: 31,389 Member
    Ate too much oatmeal
    Feel way too fat and bloated
    Working it off now!
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,608 Member
    Another Monday?
    Another bad idea.
    I miss the weekend... :'(
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,608 Member
    Got the Tuesday blues?
    From your head down to your shoes?
    Maybe take a snooze!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,608 Member
    Happy Humpy Day
    I am so busy at work
    The week is flying!!
  • karmah2017
    karmah2017 Posts: 512 Member
    I should be sleeping
    Instead I am wide awake
    Morning comes early
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,608 Member
    Happy Friday-Eve
    Hey look!! It's snowing outside!!
    Bah! Humbug!! Winter!!!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    I'm not critical
    I am just offering some
    Alternative praise.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,608 Member
    Somehow it's Friday
    A busy week, to be sure
    Just a few hours more...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,608 Member
    It is Saturday
    Keyboard isn't working right
    Frustrating as hell
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,608 Member
    I found a keyboard
    To replace the broken one
    It is broken too!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,608 Member
    It's Monday morning
    No keyboard issues at work
    Not sure if that's good?
  • fjellrev
    fjellrev Posts: 5,078 Member
    Double U Tee Eff
    That stands for What the *kitten*, yo
    Acronyms are dope
  • karmah2017
    karmah2017 Posts: 512 Member
    Snow blankets the ground
    Winter seems endless this year
    Unforgiving cold.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,608 Member
    Cutting wind blowing
    Brilliant sun shining bright
    Frozen toes and nose
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,608 Member
    Oh glorious day
    We're halfway to the weekend
    Happy Hump Day, folks!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,608 Member
    Happy Friday-eve
    So very busy at work
    And still I haiku
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,608 Member
    So much Saturday
    Yin yoga class was so zen
    Now I mediate...
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