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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    I am the Lorax
    The Lorax speaks for the trees
    Well... except for Groot...

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  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,033 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    i want to give up
    the grey is too much today
    empty nothingness

    I'm sorry. I hope the darkness has lifted.

    I was inspired by the cream puff threads.

    Tonight we party
    Every appetite sated
    Choking down cream puffs
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Finally Friday
    I'm not watching the clock... but...
    It is moving s-l-o-w...
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Snow falls quietly.
    The work day is ending now.
    Official weekend.
  • opheliaphoenix
    opheliaphoenix Posts: 1,474 Member
    Found this on page three.
    I used to love doing these.
    Haikus are so fun!
  • Terra_Incognita
    Terra_Incognita Posts: 1,465 Member
    Haikus are the best.
    I feel so creative now!
    Watch me write one more.

    Deep in the blue sea
    Undulating jellyfish
    Scary all night long
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Icicles hanging
    From my snow covered rooftop
    I'm too cold to care
  • Reaverie
    Reaverie Posts: 405 Member
    The ebb and the flow
    Sensual, Tranquil current
    Caressing my soul.
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Mud and water left.
    The remnants of fickle snow.
    Winter in Texas.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Supper in belly
    Food and exercise now logged
    Now what shall I do?
  • opheliaphoenix
    opheliaphoenix Posts: 1,474 Member
    The kids are in bed.
    The house is almost quiet.
    Shhhh, don't make a sound!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Another Monday
    It seems like I just had one
    I have muh coffee...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    I survived Monday
    Just when I thought I was safe
    Along comes Tuesday...
  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    I survived Monday
    Just when I thought I was safe
    Along comes Tuesday...

    The night brought false hope,
    After today, three more days
    of adulting left.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Ice ice go away
    Come again another day
    Second thought, stay gone
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  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    It feels like spring now.
    Woodland creatures freaking out.
    Wait until Friday!
  • Lonestar5715
    Lonestar5715 Posts: 466 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    My seven year old,
    Told me I ruined her life.
    The drama is strong.

    @RunHardBeStrong

    She may be correct
    But take comfort in knowing
    More years will follow ;)
  • opheliaphoenix
    opheliaphoenix Posts: 1,474 Member
    Layered echoing.
    Alarm clock, am I dreaming?
    Eyes slowly open.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    opheliaphoenix wrote: »
    Layered echoing.
    Alarm clock, am I dreaming?
    Eyes slowly open.

    Congratulations
    You are our Centurion!
    One hundred pages!!
  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    A new day today,
    a new chance to screw things up.
    My glass, half empty.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    So many emails
    Projects piling up daily
    I love my job.... NOT!!
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Hump Day came and went
    Now today is Friday-eve
    Time flies when busy!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    So this is Friday
    And what have you done? Beatles
    Lyrics in haiku
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Where has it all gone?
    My focus and energy??
    Distractible me...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    It is back to me
    The solo haiku writer
    I'm okay with that.
  • KourageousKarina
    KourageousKarina Posts: 979 Member
    Don't know what this is about..
    If I saw a man cutting up some wood with the body the OP has. ...
    I'd want his wood.

    :D:p
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    If you want his wood
    The OP might still be there
    Go check him out then

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