Let's hear your Haiku skillz

UncleMac

Saturday yoga
And then a mug of coffee
Grilled cheese sammich lunch!!

TerriRichardson112

ice cold wind blowing
slices deep chills to the bone
pseudo death creeps near

cruel winter stalks
unwary souls lying low
wait for spring to leap

UncleMac

Personal trainer
He had to cancel tonight
I'm okay with that...

Trick shoulder is sore
Back isn't happy either
I'm falling apart...

A good night of rest
Ibuprofen and heat pad
Better tomorrow!!

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UncleMac

Ibuprofen worked
I slept well and awakened
Feeling much better

skahtboi

Flu season is here.
Sounds of sickness fill the thread.
Back, back ye foul beast.

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UncleMac

Freezing rain today
I had to scrape car windows
Slip-sliding away

RunHardBeStrong

Freezing my buns off
Little office space heater
Is my new best friend

skahtboi

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

Get the damn coffee
Do not speak to me, shut up
Need another cup.

Having a rough day?
At least when you wrote this one?
Did it get better?

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Inability
To find one's serenity
May lead to headaches

UncleMac

So many meetings
So little time spent working
Bring on the coffee

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UncleMac

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

Splash splash plop..."Mama!"
So tired of wiping butts
That are not my own

Believe it or not
One day you will look back and
Blackmail about this...

skahtboi

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

Splash splash plop..."Mama!"
So tired of wiping butts
That are not my own

It could be worse, eh?
The butts could be twenty and
still living at home.

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skahtboi

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

The butt is yelling
And demanding some donuts.
No more pooping please.

Feeding promotes poop.
Tell the butt to go hungry.
It's better for all.

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Terra_Incognita

Kick-@ss Sriracha,
Hot and spicy on my tongue.
Add it to my food.

closetlibrarian

It's far too early
for wine, too late for caffeine.
Where's the middle ground?

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closetlibrarian

Sneaky coffee cup
Full of fermented sunshine.
Shhh. It's a secret.

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UncleMac

Sore back this morning
I think I need a massage
Any volunteers?

skahtboi

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

They drive me crazy
Giggling, talking, fighting...
Go the eff to sleep!!!

That sounds familiar.
Oh yes. Samuel Jackson's
Parenting advice.

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UncleMac

Already Friday?
Not another weekend too?
May I keep working?

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UncleMac

Yoga in the morn
Grilled cheese sammichs for lunch
What a lovely day!!